Oh no, Testing1232! I agreed with every word you said--the awesome "Hunchback" show at MGM, the even-more-awesome Off Kilter at World Showcase--but "The Seas with Nemo and Friends"?! Give me back my Seabase Alpha!
I, too, thought "Finding Nemo: The Musical" was visually stunning and a lot of fun, even if you only watch the little kids' reactions. And, even though I wasn't crazy about the music or the lyrics, I still think it is one of most impressive and successful shows at any Disney park because, if I'm not mistaken, it's the first time that Disney has musicalized one of their non-musical films, in a theme park or on Broadway, and the final product is still a more or less tight piece of stagecraft.
That said, that's also the reason for some of the show's problems...aside from the fact that all theme park shows have to make serious cuts to their source material, this show had the extra burden of
adding material--the score--and trying to make it work within a story that didn't originally rely on songs. Almost every other show you see at Disney World ("Beauty and the Beast", "Voyage of the Little Mermaid", "Festival of the Lion King", etc.) have well-loved songs to fall back on right from the beginning. At the very least, the fact that those scores are instantly familiar helps to make up for whatever shortcomings the productions have. "Finding Nemo: The Musical" has no such songs to fall back on, so it's the closest thing you get at Disney World to experiencing a brand new musical...and as we know, those are rarely ever perfect.
Still, though, it's one of the best shows I've experienced at Disney World or Disneyland. Now, I don't automatically subscribe to the theory that theme park shows are "just" theme park shows--I think there's an art to the type of themed attractions you see at Disney parks, one that's very different from the art of the Broadway show (they aren't, or shouldn't be, created or viewed solely as watered-down Broadway shows but as another animal altogether, with their own pacing and context), and as with Broadway shows, I think it's an art that can be "mastered". Does "Finding Nemo" master the art of the theme park show? Not quite, but I think it comes close, maybe as close as anyone can expect it to be. The film will always be superior, but when you consider how much of the hugely successful film had to be transformed for the stage aside from the loss of a few jokes, you realize that this was actually a pretty ambitious production for Disney and they did a pretty good job.
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(Emanuel Azenberg)