I have tickets to it for the 28th, the night before it closes. I don't suppose you'd care to give a small review of why you thought what you did?
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"There's a butt naked princess, lounging in a bed, calling your name. What exactly didn't you realize? Before our wedding night, pack up some of that dried monkey meat and have the royal cartographer draw you a map of the female body, captain. Maybe then you'll be more inclined to come explore!"