I'm still a bit suspicious about
Assassins closing, but if it happened because of Republican pressure, I doubt it came from the national levels. Unless Karl Rove was feeling bored and wanted someone to pick on.
Caroline, on the other hand, just wasn't making money and decided to close before the down period the convention would bring. No conspiracy there, unless you count a conspiracy of people unwilling to try something new.
Anyway, I would like to conclude this post by thanking the Bush Administration. After NYC got attacked, you witheld relief and counterterrorism funding, and now you're coming to throw a big fat party in the city to take advantage of patriotic feelings associated with 9/11- a party that will only damage NYC's economy even more. What a great bunch of people.
Updated On: 8/28/04 at 08:11 PM