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#1

Shrek. Here's the Deal



I almost died laughing. Then I thought about it. Shrek the Musical hasn't found a lyricist or composer. Maybe I should apply for lyrics? When my friend said that, I laughed. I mean, I'm not even popular... They would want someone like Tim Rice or Elton John. But, then again, I thought, (half-drunk off my face), it would be good for me. My musicals are very in the style of the movie version of Shrek. They're romantic and funny, and eccentric and weird. That's why I thought, in that moment, I should give it a go. Should I at least try? Would DreamWorks listen to me? Should I write the lyrics for SHREK THE MUSICAL?


Who can explain it, who can tell you why? Fools give you reasons, wise men never try -South Pacific
#2

re: Shrek. Here's the Deal

I think that SHREK THE MUSICAL is an idea that should be put on hold FOREVER.
"Smart! And into all those exotic mystiques -- The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques. I hear she knows more than seventy-five. Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!"
#4

re: Shrek. Here's the Deal

Go for it! That's how dreams come true! :) And best of luck to you.
#5

re: Shrek. Here's the Deal

You might want to try writing them when you're sober, though. :)
#6

re: Shrek. Here's the Deal

nothing ventured, nothing gained. good luck re: Shrek. Here's the Deal
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#7

re: Shrek. Here's the Deal

Bigger surprises have happened. You can see I will not be writing them.

Shrek, he's a wreck. Needs a wife, will change his life.
Lives near a swap, in a beat up home.
Has a companion who's a donkey, together they'll roam.
Nessa, uh, Nessa, I have something to confess a (whoops)sorry not my bad lyrics.

So my dear you think you can get to Broadway. Well, let me tell you something. Broadway has no room for people like you. Not the Broadway I know. My Broadway takes people like you and eats them up and spits them out. My Broadway is the Broadway of Merman, and Martin, and Fontaine, and if you think you can build yourself up by knocking other people down... ...GOOD LUCK... Seinfeld
#8

re: Shrek. Here's the Deal

rockfenris2005 were you a littel shrecked when you worte your original post here ?
#10

re: Shrek. Here's the Deal

Musical seems ridiculous
And you think of all of the things you've seen, and you wish that you could live in between ,and you're back again only different than before... After the Sky. -Into the Woods (Jack)
#11

re: Shrek. Here's the Deal

Sorry, but this sounds like a really dumb show. I didn't really like the movie that much and I'm sure I would not be interested in a musical version of it...

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