For those as may not be familiar, here are the lyrics to the discussed "Maria's Song." Tell me if you see any unusual wit, or a song that operates on multiple levels, 'cause I don't (although the cuteness is undeniable, and in a more two-dimensional show would be a fine silly little song):
In the US of A I see lately
The cuisine of my country does well.
Si, they’re having it my way on every big highway,
What sign do you see? Taco Bell!
Now, Maria, she’ll tell you the reason
See us Mexican girls are so smart,
And if we want an hombre to write down our nombre,
Our food is the way to his heart
Serve a beef enchilada
Full of carne picada
He’ll say “Thank you” de nada, make sure there’s a wad ‘a
Fried beans on the side.
Next you give him gazpacho,
Nice ‘n hot ‘cause he’s macho
Finish off with some flan and I promise your man
He will make you his bride!
(La la la etc.)
You wanna keep your love alive?
(La la la etc.)
You bake this at three-twenty-five
(La la la etc)
You wanna really make him scream
(La la la etc)
You garnish this with sour cream
For dessert I recruit a
Ensalata de fruta
Pina, fresas, y coco, they drive the boys loco,
No joke-o, ole!
When you cook like Maria
Love is sweet as sangria
So whip up a tortilla, he’ll get the idea
And come round to see ya…
Down Mexico way! Ole!
Updated On: 5/29/14 at 02:27 PM