An audition, about six months after Millie closed on Broadway.
Director: So what will you be singing?
Me: Thoroughly Modern Millie!
D: Oh, what a great show. I saw it a couple of weeks ago.
Me: Oh, on tour?
D: No, on Broadway.
Me:...Two weeks ago?
D: Yes, I loved it.
Me: I, uh, think it closed. In June.
D: No, it didn't. I just saw it.
Me: No, I really think it did.
D: No, it didn't! (like I'm a total idiot).
I sill got into the show, though.
And then there's my infamous musical theatre teacher..
"What's this cat's name?"
"Munkustrap."
"What's that cat's name?"
"Demeter?"
"What's that cat's name?"
"Electra."
"What's that cat's name?"
"Cassandra."
"What's that cat's name?"
"Victoria."
"What's that cat's name?"
"Carbucketty. or, in the movie he's called Pouncival."
And so on.
And then there was the time she made me sing the songs to jesus Christ superstar to the people she was trying to teach them to because she didn't know them.
And there was always...
"Who's that?"
"Stephen Sondheim."
"Oh, an actor."
"...No."
"Well, obviously Company is about the Kennedy family. Bobby is played by Raul, and JFK is played by Harvey Fierstein."
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