Well, if you're an Alto, you could sing one of my favorite songs from "The Wild Party". The song is entitled "Life of the Party". Idina Menzel sings it but there aren't any curse words so, you should be ok. First, I suggest that you get the soundtrack to the show to really get a feel for the song.You can get it at Barnes and Nobles or a cd store in the mall or something. Good luck!
"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me"
~Maureen, RENT