I went on saturday to get a matinee ticket and:
box office -- "the house is dark today."
me-- "what? Don't you have two performances on saturday."
box office -- "yes, but not today."
me -- "but today is saturday, isn't it?"
box office -- "yes, but not today."
me -- "why?"
box office -- "i just know that the house is dark today."
And so ended my surreal theater experience this weekend.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston