My fave was when someone was given the word "bijintillion" (lol, ironically I effed up that spelling, just wrote it semi-phonetically). It means 20 billion I believe and the sentece was:
"Billy, if I've told you once, I've told you bijintillion times: those magazines are daddy's!"
lol. Love em'. And I love that they're all directed to "Billy" haha.
There was one regarding 'Jihad' that made me laugh a lot too. and of course capybara is my alltime fave.
If I show you the darkness I hold inside, will you bring me to light?