I just had a REALLY long phone covo with my nurtritionist guy. It turns out I was losing a weird amount of muscle mass, was that I wasn't getting enough vitamins/protien. He suggested that I start back eating more meats and white cheeses and stay away from canned veggies.

. I can start dieting again, yay!
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.