I know how to fix the show - in the second to last scene, Marmee finally lets loose - SHE wanted to be a professional writer, but had to raise a family instead. The 11:00 showstopping number would be called "Marmee's Turn." Who's with me? Huh?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson