When I was in A Midsummer Night's Dream in 9th grade, there was a boy in the play who kept running around the theatre yelling "McB---' Wouldn't ya know it, soon after, all our ticket money was stolen. It was a lot of money, too. I think 1000 or 2000 dollars
"Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. Want something. Want something."
Wishes come true, not free.