Tiny moments in musicals that really make you laugh — Page 2
Posted: 8/28/05 at 5:57pm
Posted: 8/28/05 at 6:44pm
Elphaba-(after a beat)BLONDE.
from wicked!(duh!)
Posted: 8/28/05 at 6:52pm
Posted: 8/28/05 at 6:53pm
In regards to the topic...
I laugh everytime I hear Collins in Rent sing the line, "You're a sensitive asthete."
The reason for that is that an understudy for Collins in one of the national tours of Rent once asked one of the stars of that same show (all of whom shall remain nameless):
"Who is Thete?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, when I always sing "You're as sensitive as Thete." Is that one of the homeless people?"
To this day, I can't hear that line without laughing.
Updated On: 8/28/05 at 06:53 PM
Posted: 8/28/05 at 7:00pm
Sam Byck from the revival of Assasins... I have to laugh everytime.
Posted: 8/28/05 at 7:08pm
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
Posted: 8/28/05 at 7:41pm
Posted: 8/28/05 at 7:56pm
There's one other one that I can't remember right now.
Posted: 8/28/05 at 8:00pm
shneb28 i agree about the aiutami scene, too.
EDIT: when i saw RENT in july, during light my candle, roger was sitting on the table and then he looked down and pulled his sweatshirt as far down between his lags as he could, TOO FUNNY. and when mimi blows the candle out the first time *blows and turns head* "its out again".
Updated On: 8/28/05 at 08:00 PM
Posted: 8/28/05 at 8:06pm
"I SHALL BE REMEMBERED... ha!"
It never fails to make me giggle.
Posted: 8/28/05 at 8:32pm
And then, just a lot of the stuff from Altar Boyz. There's a lot of stuff done under their breath. But some highlights -
When Luke says this during the Confession Sessions-
"Yo, I don't know all the details of the situation, Anonymous, but it sounds to me like you've been suffering from exhaustion! Yo, you need to stop gettin exhausted out your mind every night! Or you're gonna wreck the van! I mean .. a van ... some van ... somewhere ...."
And then when Juan randomly looks in to the audience into the audience and motions to random people to call him, and points to them.
When Mark sings to Matthew during 'Something About You'when the girl is onstage, and (when I saw it), my Mark did the 'just say no' line and then looked straight ahead, smiled, and shook his head like, 'Heh, heh, NO.' And then when he went to steal the towel from the girl, he took it did this little wave and smile and was like, 'kthnxbye!'
And then when Juan says lines like 'Sending our message to Jew!' and Abe glares at him and/or hits him.
And then in Wicked, when Galinda was showing Elphaba how to do the 'toss,toss', Sho kind of looked like she was having a spasm., The whole 'Popular' scene was hilarious.
Annd that's all.
Posted: 8/28/05 at 10:01pm
"In Florence Italy a woman will leap from the dwomo clutching a picture of your victim and cursing your name..."
I know it's not really funny, but I always giggle.
Posted: 8/28/05 at 10:10pm
my fave litte moment right now is in ASU in Ms. Syndras first apearnce on stage.. Chad says his live about hot art and hott women and all and then Ms. Syandra says "you all marry your cousins around here don't you" Mark and Jenn's reactions of "well..." is soooo funny.. It makes me laugh everytime.. I just think its cute.
I also like in Hairspray "with arms" and "yes and put WORDS on them!" its even better on the nights that Chester claps for her idea (in a "wow, really" but at the same time "thats my girl," kind of way) afeter she says that line.. so funny.
Posted: 8/28/05 at 11:51pm
and I was just in the kitchen, washing a bowl, when Thenardier's comment about the funny moment in Les Miz
came rushing back at me, and I got all het up
and had to come post.
Thenardier said:
"In Les Mis.
"Beggars at the Feast"...
Here come a prince
There goes a Jew
This one's a queer...
Then the lady dancing with the man steps away. "
WHAT!??? Was this in the Bway version?
If the director put that disgusting little homophobic bit
in there, he needs to be...
oh, I'm against violence, so I can't say he needs to be beaten with a frying pan, or smashed in the teeth with a purse full of horseshoes, or covered in tuna and draged behind a boat as shark bait, but...he should be severely scolded, at the very least.
And if it wasn't the director's fault, then this lovely ensemble member needs to get out there and meet some queer street kids who have been tossed out by their parents because they live in a society that says it's okay to make jokes about fags.
Thenardier, what is funny about a person being shunned for being queer?
just curious.
Ugh.
Posted: 8/28/05 at 11:55pm
Posted: 8/29/05 at 12:02am
I AM NOT HYPERSENSITIVE!!!
(Beats his fists against Freeadmission's chest like an old movie actress)
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
(stops with the pounding, pauses, whimpers, then bursts into tears)
I just want you to hold me! Is that so wrong?!
Posted: 8/29/05 at 12:05am
Some of us have to be hyper-sensitive to balance out the people who are hypo-sensitive.
I just hate cheap shots, is all.
If you're gonna make a joke at the expense of someone or something, it should be someone or something with more status than the majority, not less.
Posted: 8/29/05 at 12:06am
Posted: 8/29/05 at 12:08am
It's just a joke.
Posted: 8/29/05 at 12:16am
Edit: Changed it from a hitting motion to a...striping motion.
Updated On: 8/29/05 at 12:16 AM
Posted: 8/29/05 at 12:17am
Posted: 8/29/05 at 12:21am
joe: oh my god...oh my god OH MY GOD!!!
applegate: DO YOU MIND!
just the way victor garber handles that line never fails to make me laugh.
in king of broadway from the producers
woman:what does that mean?
max: who knows i don't speak yiddish.....strangely enough neither did he.
and one from wicked (sorry)
fiyero: there are no pretenses here, i am extremely self centered and deeply shallow
Posted: 8/29/05 at 12:22am
WHOP!
Posted: 8/29/05 at 12:25am
WHOP
A derogatory name for a person of Italian origin. Historically stood for someone "WitHOut Papers" thus the term WHOP.
Those ****ing whops are at it again. They tried hitting on my girlfriend! Can you believe that ****?
Watch out for them whops. They like to cause trouble
Techinically, calling an Italian a "guinea" is worse.
Updated On: 8/29/05 at 12:25 AM
BroadwayWorld TV