"Gothampc, what are you talking about? I am unaware of these going ons. Please do tell."
Tune was touring Goodtime Charley (or whatever it was called). The musical had gone through at least three name changes and the show changed more times than anyone wanted to admit. But it was headed to Broadway (the theater was booked, the marquee was up). However, Tune was too sure of himself. He was starring in the show and one night he broke his foot. Call in the understudy!! Oops the understudy doesn't know how to dance! For the rest of the out of town tryout, one actor had to act/sing the part, while another had to do the dances.
In dark corners of Joe Allen's, it was whispered that the understudy was only in the show to fulfil a "menage a trois"
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.