Well, jump straight to L and pick up Mozart's Le nozze di Figaro. Along with Mozart's Don Giovanni, it's arguably the greatest opera ever written. It's my absolute favorite.
"What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-A-Wish Kid. You know, I just knew you were gonna bring shame on this new family of ours, and it just figures you had to go make yourself over into some heroin-shootin skate board chic on the only day E! could interview you!" - Cherry Cherry, on her daughter Mary Cherry