Once again I find this message board to be void of any mention of everyone's favorite sprightly octegenarian.
So I had this great idea to have a Reality TV show which follows Carol around doing daily tasks a la Nick and Jessica. Can you imagine the hilarity:
Carol goes to produce market:
"Oh my gyosh! Theshe melonsh are sho firm!!"
Carol goes on a blind date:
"Sho will be having shexsh after desshert?"
Who's with me?!
Yes that's me. No, it's not a Rent homage.