My mom will read some article, like the one in Time about how the Church is banning gay priests or whatever, and say like, "That is horrible, blah blah blah!" then if I saw something that I didn't even mean to be about me being gay, even though I don't even know if I am, and she percieves it that way, she'll get all snippy and she's like, "What, are you a lesbian now?!?" It's weird. And hypocritical.
"We can't go in the fire swamp! We'll never survive!"
" Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."