I look like... Cindy Crawford. Yeah, that's it. Only prettier. Yeah, Cindy's prettier sister, that's the ticket!
Oh, all right... You know Velma, from "Scooby Doo"? The "Jinkies!" girl? The original cartoon series, not any live-action stuff. That's what I looked like in college, only with a curly perm (and no freckles). Now, think of Velma with the perm grown out and gone in favor of a ponytail, but with probably 25 years and more than a few too many Scooby Snacks on her. Ah, well, the truth hurts. (Speaking of Velma, that "My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" schtick? I have that same problem. Oh, and when I was 8, I looked like Marcie from Peanuts, only I didn't have my glasses quite yet.)