Sleeping in the back row of the orchestra snoring very loudly until awoken by an audience member then apologizing even louder. Repeat process twice more until he finally stands up to get ready for an exiting audience.
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle