From this week's Musto column, a torch song silly-gee:
'...I got to meet CHRIS EVANS, who plays Johnny Storm-the Human Torch. When I asked him if he's the fiercest of the [Fantastic F]our, Evans said, "Fiercest? Have you seen JESSICA ALBA?" "Well, I'm gay, so she does nothing for me," I replied, and he generously laughed and patted me on the back. F**k Lady Liberty—I'm carrying a torch for the Human Torch.'
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