Who has a straight relative?

#1

Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:44pm

I have a bunch of straight cousins... and straight parents... and there's speculation about me

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#2

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:46pm

My Dad is straight.
My brother is straight.
My sister might be bi.
My mother was gay.

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#3

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:46pm

Ummm...me?

Wait why am I questioning this? lol yes actually all my relatives are straight.......*is confused*

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#4

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:47pm

you poor thing. how droll. how are you coping? when did you first realize you were straight? do your friends know? when did you "go in" to your parents? i feel bad for you. you have to live a life where everyone teases you or assumes you are gay.

if you date someone do you call them your boyfriend? how pedestrian!

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#5

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:51pm

over the moon - oh very funny. Ha ha! You sure got me.

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#6

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:55pm

I have several. But we don't talk about them in polite company.

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#7

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 10:56pm

falsetto, that is great! i was just about to write the same thing!

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#8

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:00pm

And kudos to you for admitting it Robbo. The more of us that confess to the shame of being related to those crazy heteros, the more their "lifestyle choices" might be one day accepted.

And for a random thought, I need a BWW nickname.

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"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."

#9

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:00pm

I'm just F*CKing hilarious, aren't I

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#10

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:03pm

falsetto sounds like a cool villian a la poison ivy!

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#11

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:06pm

That's the best comparison I've ever heard in my life!
Makes me sound way more exciting than I am.

You are funny btw, Moon. You've inspired me, I'm coming out.
I admit it...I'm straight. Go ahead and judge me!

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"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."

#12

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:09pm

I'm very proud of you, Falsetto...

Alas, I'm still "sexual preference: unknown"

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#13

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:11pm

My parents disowned and disinherited me when they found out I was straight...

#14

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:12pm

I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.

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#15

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:12pm

laugh it up while you can, you f-in breeders!! you're gonna go straight to heaven do you hear me!! straight to heaven!!

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#16

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:15pm

Don't blame me, buddy; blame genetics. I can't change who I was born to be.

#17

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:15pm

Oh lord, Dreamer, that was great

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#18

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:28pm

meffie, you are SOOOO gay.

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#19

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/1/05 at 11:40pm

i dont get it?....

#20

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/2/05 at 2:25am

i think my uncle is but nobody talks about it :-/

#21

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/2/05 at 2:45am

My twin brother came out to me today, I just cant believe it! I thought playing with barbies with me when we were younger would totally help him be gay, but, alas, he prefers barbie over ken. no wonder he was always taking off barbie's clothes. hmm

#22

re: Who has a straight relative?

Posted: 7/2/05 at 12:07pm

i think im straight. i also have some questions about my cousin.

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