First of all, there is not one catchy, memorable number in the show. Second, the 11 o'clock Number was one of the worst songs I had ever heard. Third, Dracula was not the sex symbol onstage that he is supposed to be described in the book. And the acting? What acting? It was as unchallenging as those poor actors in the Star Wars saga, with no character growth or development.
The only thing worth seeing it for is the direction and special effects (in which I was sitting all the way right orchestra, and could see all the tricks to the so-called magic)
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.