Who would be the most unlikely star to grace Broadway?

[bionicstagechick307]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 6:38pm

My pick is the guy who played Urkel on "Family Matters." Hehehe, what do you think?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 6:40pm

a dead star




(sorry) =)

Posted: 8/4/03 at 6:40pm

Melanie Griffith

Posted: 8/4/03 at 6:48pm

Babs

[Albin]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:14pm

Bob Hope

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:16pm

ok that was an all time low.

[Albin]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:23pm

Oh Rob, it's just a joke. Black humor, ya know?
I loved Bob Hope. He was a national treasure and will be sorely missed...

[Hank]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:25pm

The king of all media: Howard Stern.

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:26pm

I know it's just a joke, but he just died, anyhow i wasnt pissed just you hafta admit it was sorta messed up.

:)

[Albin]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:28pm

no prob, I didn't think you were mad at me...and I will be the first to admit that my humor is a bit warped at times...hell I even sit here at laugh at some of the things DP says at times...

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:29pm

lol

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:33pm

Joan Rivers in the Broadway staging of The Vagina Monolougues.

Richard Chamberlain in the Broadway mounting (no pun) of Naked Boys Singing!

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:37pm

no how bout Harvey Keitel in Naked Boys singing.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:41pm

eeeeeewwwwwww.

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:46pm

or maybe even worse, Toni Braxton in Beauty and the Beast! O crap that already happened, I hear Lil' Kim is next to be Belle.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 7:48pm

No, Lil Kim is playing Mother Superior in the next revival of The Sound of Music which willl star Britney Spears as Maria and Vin Diesel as captain Von Trapp (well, Vin could bring a quality or two that Richard Chamberlain brought to the role).

Posted: 8/4/03 at 8:19pm

No no no!

Christina as Maria
Gary Coleman as Captain Von Trapp
JLO as Leisel
Luke Perry as Friedrech "I'm 14, and I'm a Boy"
Brittany as Louisa
Snoop dog as Brigitta "Braids and all"
Lil Bow Wow as Kurt
?? as Marta
Mary Kate and Ashley Olson as Gretel
Lil Kim as Elsa
Macy Grey as Mother Superior
Pink as Margaretta

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 8:21pm

Man! Gary Coleman was my Rolf!

speaking of Gary, how about him in the title role of Lil Abner??

[BillyLawlor]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 8:30pm

My number on choice would be Snoop Dogg. I don't care if the role was written FOR him- he would be disgusting, and I would cry if him or any rap star "graced" the Broadway stage.

[BwayStar2B]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 9:21pm

Same here Billy. No offense to any of you who may enjoy rap, but I think it's just...ugh! :s

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 9:22pm

Rap Stars = eww.

[Amneris]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 9:22pm

Starr Jones

[WTripleThreat]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 9:27pm

i would laugh my ass off to see Sean Hayes on bdwy. (jack from Will and Grace)

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 10:16pm

Eminem as Harold Hill in THE MUSIC MAN.

[CourtneyM]

Posted: 8/4/03 at 10:43pm

JLO-sall bowles
ben affleck-emcee