It was on the front page of the Times. It has replaced the Tsunami as THE story of the year.
"Stage Hand Suspended for Clap Trap Rib Cracker." "I hope this horrible person takes the time to ponder all the dreams he dashed by letting Edena fall and hurt herself," cried Tonya Roma, a Mother of 13 year old triplets who had purchased tickets to the "Last Good Perfomance on Broadway...EVER!" for her daughters birthday. Roma was responsible for the huge protests that have been taking place outside the Gershwin calling for the removal of the offending stage hand. "I spent $1500 for the tickets to the matinee on Sunday only to find they were not worth the paper they were printed on. Justice MUST be served."
I would provide the link to the whole story, but it's not working.
PEACE.