"This rendition contains all the infectious and delightful tunes from the original production. Who cares about the inclusion of an openly gay character?
The revolutionary story arc and completely innovative creative approach to musicals in general propels this project. I can't wait for it to come to Broadway and sweep in the Tony awards. The incredibly talented and creative people involved in this production deserve EVERY single one of them...
And probably even a few more...
Think we can invent a couple categories for this cast and crew?"
Wait... WHAT? *rings out ears*
"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster.
"Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."