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You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!

You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!

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EponineAmneris
#1You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:23pm

Matthew (and SJ)
Sondheim
Harvey

Who else lights a Menorah?


"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES--- "THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS
Updated On: 6/22/08 at 07:23 PM

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Yero my Hero
#2re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:26pm

Idina
Adam Pascal


Nothing matters but knowing nothing matters. ~ Wicked
Everything in life is only for now. ~ Avenue Q
There is no future, there is no past. I live this moment as my last. ~ Rent

"He's a tramp, but I love him."

Yankeefan007
#2re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:27pm

As far as I know, half you original list are goyim.

Patti's not, Nathan's Irish Catholic, Matt's only half Jewish (put him and Sarah together, what a fine lookin Jew), Bernie's not...
Updated On: 6/22/08 at 07:27 PM

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SpellingBeeFan4Ever
#3re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:28pm

DAMMIT YANKEE! I have that song in my head now.


He's a faker, and you've been taken in by his con. And in doing so, you are enabling him. He is doing more damage to aspergers than papa's words ever could. -Chane/Liverpool on me having asperger syndrome.

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EponineAmneris
#4re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:31pm

Oh... well... I must have gotten some wrong info or the wrong inpression... Sorry.


"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES--- "THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS

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SirNotAppearing
#5re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:32pm

We need to make a Broadway Chanukah song.

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StockardFan
#6re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:32pm

That Adam Sandler song is hilarious!


KFTC!!!!!

Yankeefan007
#7re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:34pm

Don't you mean DAMN YANKEE, spellingbee?

Lynnespock2
#8re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:45pm

I volunteer to be the Jew for any show that wants one!

Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for the rest of the world, no one does.


Live long and prosper. Marriage equity now!

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EponineAmneris
#9re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:47pm

Is Stepehen Schwartz?


"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES--- "THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS

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Patash
#10re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:50pm

Hey, forget about the performers and the writers. Without the Jewish producers there would be NO Broadway.

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SirNotAppearing
#11re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:59pm

"Where are my Jews?"
"Where are my gays?"

So you are producers...

Lynnespock2
#12re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 8:00pm

I thought there was a song that goes: It's not where you start, it's if you're Jewish...


Live long and prosper. Marriage equity now!


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