You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
#1You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:23pm
Matthew (and SJ)
Sondheim
Harvey
Who else lights a Menorah?
#2re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:26pm
Idina
Adam Pascal
Everything in life is only for now. ~ Avenue Q
There is no future, there is no past. I live this moment as my last. ~ Rent
Yankeefan007
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/20/04
#2re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:27pm
As far as I know, half you original list are goyim.
Patti's not, Nathan's Irish Catholic, Matt's only half Jewish (put him and Sarah together, what a fine lookin Jew), Bernie's not...
Updated On: 6/22/08 at 07:27 PM
#3re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:28pmDAMMIT YANKEE! I have that song in my head now.
#4re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:31pmOh... well... I must have gotten some wrong info or the wrong inpression... Sorry.
#5re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:32pmWe need to make a Broadway Chanukah song.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#6re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:32pm
That Adam Sandler song is hilarious!
Yankeefan007
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/20/04
#7re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:34pmDon't you mean DAMN YANKEE, spellingbee?
Lynnespock2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/14/04
#8re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:45pm
I volunteer to be the Jew for any show that wants one!
Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for the rest of the world, no one does.
#9re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:47pmIs Stepehen Schwartz?
#10re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:50pmHey, forget about the performers and the writers. Without the Jewish producers there would be NO Broadway.
#11re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 7:59pm
"Where are my Jews?"
"Where are my gays?"
So you are producers...
Lynnespock2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/14/04
#12re: You won't succeed on Broadway if you don't have any Jews!
Posted: 6/22/08 at 8:00pmI thought there was a song that goes: It's not where you start, it's if you're Jewish...
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