Your favorite line from a cast recording

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Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 4:20pm

What is it?

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No one wants to see a musical called Thoroughly Modern Mildred.

Updated On: 8/9/07 at 04:20 PM

#2

re: Your favorite liine from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 4:24pm

Legally Blonde's "The east coast is boring, there's no film studios. It's cold and dark, no valet parking, all the girls have different noses!!"...Elle's dad

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#3

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 7:28pm

Why are you so quiet frog...
Oh, you're no longer there,
It's pleasant sledding down the

FROG!!!

-A Year With Frog and Toad

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No one wants to see a musical called Thoroughly Modern Mildred.

#4

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 7:38pm

"Everytime we dare to give a B, they act like it's some huge atrocity! Yes, even one A-minus gives them headaches of the sinus!"

From the Senioritis cast recording, still in production.
Official Site

#5

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 7:41pm

It's a toss up.

From WOMAN OF THE YEAR:

"It's my night, Sammy, all mine, Sammy ... and you can't give it your well known whammy..."

From THE RINK:

"Light a match! Burn the card! Dr. Spock says yes!"

With lyrics like that, you understand why musical theater is unlike any other art form.

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#6

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 7:44pm

"Oh hi thank heaven your here you look absolutly terrific honestly mother wanted me to come out in a kimono so we had quite a fight" _Grey Gardens

"They can get you in East Hampton for wearing red shoes on a Thursday I don't know weather you know I mean do you know that they can get you for almost anything it's a mean, nasty Republican town" -Grey Gardens

"Any spare rib that I can spare I'll be glad to share"-Gypsy

"It's your father's fault that the curse got placed and the place got cursed in the first place." -Into The Woods

#7

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 7:44pm

There are SO many..

But most recently I love:

"...They kicked me out on my young gifted and black behind!"

Little Inez, from Hairspary.

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#8

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 8:58pm

From my new-found discovery, A Man of No Importance:

"Your Common Sense Tells You
Best Not Begin
But Your Fool Heart
Cannot Help Plungin' In
And Nothing and No One
Can Stand in Your Way
You Just Have to Love Who You Love"

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#9

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 10:21pm

"****! made it through high school without growin tits!"
from a chorus line
lmao idk i think its really funny hah

#10

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 10:24pm

Studmuffn-
LOL!

Wow. I'm hip I used IM language.

#11

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 10:28pm

"Who do have to **** to get a break in this town!?" - The Producers

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#12

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 10:30pm

" And Liz, well she has a dick" - Hairspray

#13

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/9/07 at 10:38pm

No. Broadwaywest, you are wrong. It is "She has HER Dick", refering to Richard (or Dick) Burton.

#14

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/10/07 at 8:57am

"And on those cold winter nights, Horace...You can snuggle up to your cash register...It's a little lumpy, but it RINGS!"

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re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/10/07 at 9:07am

Right after "As long as you're mine" in Wicked when Idina says "for the first time I feel...Wicked" It makes me laugh everytime. I like the show, but that part is a bit cheesified.

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re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/10/07 at 9:19am

"Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite" Chess

"Sometimes I catch him looking...and looking......I just look right back!" Company

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#17

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/10/07 at 10:15am

"She's tall enough to be your mother."

Stritch in "Poor Baby," COMPANY

#18

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/10/07 at 10:25am

"Now remember, you're an old time mammy..."

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re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/10/07 at 10:38am

Pretty much anything from Noel Coward's Sail Away is brilliant, but the opening number starts with all these stewards singing and then Stritch enters. They sing, "keep the fat heads out of our way! Hoorah Hoorah!" and Stritch comes in with "Hooray!" and it just makes me laugh everytime. I think it's something you just need to hear.

I also loooove (and quote constantly) "None whatsoever, Coalhouse!"

And perhaps my favorite moment of all time on a cast recording: "Wouldyoubesokind!" at the start of "They Seek Him Here" in The Scarlet Pimpernel. Love me some Douglas Sills.

#20

re: Your favorite line from a cast recording

Posted: 8/10/07 at 12:11pm

"why did I pay for all those lessons?
Dance for Grandma, DANCE FOR GRANDMA"
- Choruse Line OBC


and

"Got another dead C-
Got another d-
Got ano-
........G"

-Batboy

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