I've always thought you could effectively replace Betty Buckley's singing voice with the sound of just about any basic powerdrill. Cheaper too.
Kevin Spacey could be effectively replaced with just about any piece of furniture.
Mandy Patinkin could be exchanged with a cat in heat being tortured with a dull fork.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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