Hello people of the world, I have two tickets to Waitress that I cannot use Thursday March 30. I know what you're thinking, that's between her royal highness Jessie Mueller's departure and the goddess Sara Bareilles' arrival. However I am almost certain Stephanie Torns will be performing that night. I have seen Stephanie and Jessie and both are incredible but Stephanie is just wow. If I could attend the show I totally would. Stephanie's vocals could probably get me pregnant (hah waitress puns). But for real, it will be an incredible show. Waitress does not have lotto or rush so the cheapest ticket you can get is $80 rear mezz. I am willing to sell my pair of ORCHESTRA ROW K tickets for $75 each. So like, cheaper than the worst seats in the house. What a deal, right?! PM me with offers. Waitress is really good.