Well, I've been here for about a month, so I guess I can welcome you.
Eh, just take it easy ... ease on in and have some fun.
My word of advice - don't get scared off.
"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables