Blech math...'94 was 11 years ago...so 18 + 11=29...I demand a gold star and smiley face sticker now!
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space