Shorts in the theater Jun 22 2025, 06:26:56 PM
An elderly couple behind a shorts-clad me last weekend attending SMASH on an 85 degree afternoon were complaining OPENLY about how I was wearing shorts and how people used to dress nicely to go to the theatre.
They then proceeded to talk through a good amount of the show, acting shocked when asked to be quiet, and both of their phones went off multiple times.
My shorts were obviously the problem in the audience that day.
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