I interrupt this thread... Sep 22
2006, 03:18:19 PM
...to ask Guillermo a question: Please O please explain your avatar. I have been experiencing nightmares about this very bizarre family, and now need therapy. Again.
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Guillermo's Photo Sep 12
2006, 10:50:42 PM
I interrupt this thread for an important query. Guillermo, I have to ask. What the heck is the latest photo? I am having nightmares about it already and haven't even been to sleep yet. You can PM me if it's inappropriate to elaborate on publicly. Honest. I'm scared.
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re: Nathan Lane @ Odd Couple... Signing? May 29
2006, 03:57:09 PM
Guillermo, calm down. Too much beer at the BBQ today? I saw Mr. Lane sign for someone with only ONE eye, and it wasn't even brown!
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re: Nathan Lane @ Odd Couple... Signing? May 26
2006, 06:33:25 PM
Well heck, several minutes have passed by without a sarcastic comment about Nathan Lane at the stage door - it's a sign of the apocalypse! It's been my experience that if you're respectful to Nathan, he's respectful to you. No grabbing, no inviting him to move in, no idiotic comments and you'll do just fine. (Guillermo's right about the brown eyes, though.)
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re: 'Of Thee I Sing' Tickets - Front Row Orchestra Pit May 2
2006, 09:41:02 AM
*bump* Auction ends Thursday morning. Thanks!
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re: 'Of Thee I Sing' tickets for sale - Victor Garber Mar 30
2006, 08:48:39 PM
Last "bump" - Ebay auction ends Fri, @ 8:30am EST. Thanks!
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re: 'Of Thee I Sing' tickets for sale - Victor Garber Mar 28
2006, 01:33:59 PM
Just a reminder - bump! Thanks.
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It could be worse Oct 20
2005, 03:28:45 PM
Guillermo, as Ann Landers used to say, quitchyerbellyachin'. Chicklet could have absconded with your Benefiber. (Speaking of which, why hasn't Jennifer Garner had her baby yet? It's been decades already.) And I am appalled to learn that Daschel has yet to complete his neutering procedure. He's 36 and remembers "Gunsmoke". This is the pinnacle of canine irresponsibility. I don't think Chicklet actually took your Little Orphan Annie Ovaltine Shaker. It was Daschel. His hormones ar
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Xanax is on the way Sep 25
2005, 04:48:28 PM
Guillermo, don't you worry. We've managed to package up a season's supply of industrial-strength Xanax and we're forwarding it to you c/o the webmaster. A few of these with some Ben & Jerry's Long Island Iced Tea, and you'll be right as rain. (Of course, if you choose to accept our offer, please note that it's on a 30-day free trial basis. Pay nothing now, and if you wish to continue - do nothing! A shipment of Xanax will appear at your door every month! We'll bill you automaticall
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(Almost) Free Offer for Mr. Ugarte Sep 23
2005, 01:53:32 PM
Guillermo, I don't suppose you're interested, then, in donating a few bucks to the Anti-Vivisection Society of America? I mean, as penance for your mistreatment (we don't need particulars) of certain animals, namely your long-suffering dog Daschel? Really - they handcraft these CUTE little name and address labels with floppy-eared dachshunds on them, and they'll send them to you as a free gift! And you'll get a set of these labels every three days! Honestly, I've just discovered
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re: Goodbye Footlight. Aug 28
2005, 11:35:20 AM
Oh how wonderful. Just what we need -- another Starbucks.
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re: New 'PRODUCERS' Pic: Broderick, Ferrell, and Lane Aug 17
2005, 09:39:04 AM
I thought Cady photographed very well during her appearance on "Curb Your Enthusiasm". I do wish she and Brad were reprising their roles, even though I agree with a previous point that Brad is too much like Nathan for enough contrast. The photos are excellent, and it appears that the photography is exceptional. Really looking forward to it! Do you guys think the film will "kill" ticket sales to the Broadway show?
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re: Anyone see Jackie Mason's Freshly Squeezed? Aug 11
2005, 10:59:28 PM
Melissa, that's what I was afraid of. Thanks!
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Anyone see Jackie Mason's Freshly Squeezed? Aug 11
2005, 08:28:36 PM
I'm wondering if anyone has seen Jackie Mason's latest show, and if so...reviews? Thanks!
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Rin Tin Tattie Aug 11
2005, 08:15:59 PM
Guillermo, you really need to go to Confession. After what you put Daschel through, it's going to take more than one lousy Rin Tin Tin tattoo to get back into his and the Lord's good graces. Why not take responsibility for your transgressions and get a dog tat YOURSELF? You can look, uh, down, and witness the lifelong reminder of what you did to Daschel. That ought to knock a couple of years of your stay in Purgatory.
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re: bway names.... for my kitten! Aug 10
2005, 10:10:37 PM
How about...Broadway? As long as it's not from CATS, you should be okay.
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re: Dedications or Stuff of Dreams (Nathan Lane) Aug 10
2005, 09:47:38 PM
Mercy, guys... Listen, there are all kinds of hard-working actors out there...some famous, some not...some successful, most not...etc. etc. etc. Nathan Lane is one of them. He's also not a twenty year-old kid with boundless energy; and in fact, it has been discussed over and over again here and elsewhere how he worked through severe leg pain due to an accident during FROGS, etc. Acknowledging Nathan's hard work by no means lessens the discipline and accomplishments of other actors. <
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re: THE PRODUCERS meets the KGB Aug 10
2005, 10:41:59 AM
MasterLCZ, this sounds promising...! I can hear the opening number already: "Am I Red?"...
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re: It's PAIN-TASTIC! It's DISFIGURE-IFFIC! Aug 10
2005, 10:38:57 AM
Wow, Akbar! My uncle wants a Shamu tattoo - actual size. I think that after the work is completed, there will be skin room left for an array of salt-water fish. I'll send him right over! (Hide the foodstuffs.)
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re: It's PAIN-TASTIC! It's DISFIGURE-IFFIC! Aug 9
2005, 10:11:36 PM
Oh. I didn't know about the Bounty. But what about Guillermo's desired full body tat? That's going to take more than one measly little piece of paper towel. Can you guys really go the distance?
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