Aug 9, 2006 — 11:52:58 AM
Okay, I've long since been harboring a desire to bring Mommie Dearest to off-broadway. Actually, it would be Mommie Dearest: The Interactive Off-Broadway Musical Extravaganza! A dramatic pop/opera ala "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" where audience members would be encouraged to bring specialty items used throughout the show: wire hangers, of course; powdered floor cleaner; raw meat; etc. (you get the idea). I can just picture Joan Crawford (she's most likely played by a man) stopping the show...