On watching EVITA the Musical - audience member:
Aud 1: Oh Jesus they're singing? Its not going to be all like this is it? I enjoyed the film and there wasn't singing in that.
Aud 2: It's an Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Aud 1: Yes, OK, but why does he have to ruin it with singing?
Aud 2: Its a musical.
Aud 1: Doesn't mean you have to sing.