Profile for daBobber

HKK, I thank you for your efforts to refine my brother's gentleman skills, which were sadly lacking. (I have photos of him, in bib overalls, playing with the swine and bovine but wish not to share them.)Frankly, with you and Eldon looking after him, I feel he's in good hands and may well amount to something some day.And WHY won't Sarah Brightman deign to visit Broadway Bill ... ESPECIALLY since he has such exquisite elbows?

MY, how the boy from Iowa has become an urban(e) sophisticate! But he knows full well there IS no Wet Elbow, Wisc., as it was washed away in the Velveeta floods of '93. We now reside in Cheesecrust, WI, thank you!

Eldon, you old codger! Despite the rigors of being my brother's manservant, you look healthier than you have ever been! Please don't let this thing with Ms. Brightman scare you or make you cry, like you did last year when Ms. Stritch burst into naughty words and you thought she was speaking to you, personally. She wasn't.Perhaps, once you're done serving cocktails to the Jovial One and H.K.K., YOU could give her handlers a call and convince them to be on his show!I KNOW Bill would thank you f...

I have nothing but loathing for those who make their mark in a particular aspect of showbiz, develop a large fan base, then decide it's time to "move up" and, in doing so, just dump on the fans that got them there in the first place.It ... just ... makes ... me ... ANGRY!