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#1

I LOST ZELDA!

The owner of the Mercedes dealership DROVE his happy ass to my house with his assistant and took Zelda (my brand new black Mercedes-Benz)..

It's a sad day I LOST ZELDA! Please, everybody, it's a day of mourning. Cry with me.
#3

re: I LOST ZELDA!

huh?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#4

re: I LOST ZELDA!

i mean, why was it taken away?
#5

re: I LOST ZELDA!

I wasn't saying "huh?" to you, silly boy, but to CaptainNoRide.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#6

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Because the trust that I got the money from stopped the check from going through, so I was driving a car that wasn't mine. It was pretty much a stolen vehicle.

I'll say it again, everyone mourne for the loss of my dear new friend, Zelda.
#7

re: I LOST ZELDA!

And why was that, CO?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#8

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Because there's a limit of money that can used at one time, and 15K is a little over that limit.
#9

re: I LOST ZELDA!

CO, what is the point of this thread? Are you seriously looking to engender sympathy with this story? Wrong place, bub.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#10

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Cause it makes me sad... and i'm not really looking for sympthany, Rath, just to talk. I'm sick and got the day off so I have nothing really to do.
#11

re: I LOST ZELDA!

how about a DOWN PAYMENT that is equal to the limit of withdrawal?
#12

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Or a more realistic car, even.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#13

re: I LOST ZELDA!

'Trust fund baby' makes so many things clearer.
#14

re: I LOST ZELDA!

"and i'm not really looking for sympthany"

so, tell me again, why we should cry with you? without being sympathetic, of course...
#15

re: I LOST ZELDA!

They wouldn't sell me the car until I put down 15K. A Mercedes-Benz is a realistic car...I love my Zelda. Grant, what's that comment supposed to mean?

(I named my car after F Scott Fitzgerald's wife, Zelda Fitzgerald. Just thought I'd let y'all know in case you were wondering.)
#16

re: I LOST ZELDA!

"They wouldn't sell me the car until I put down 15K"

it's not so realistic, is it... welcome to the real world...
#17

re: I LOST ZELDA!

I don't play Zelda. I like vombie killing games like my precious Silent Hill and Resident Evil, although I've been too busy to play lately. I actually can't remember the last time I shot a killer zombie in the head.
#18

re: I LOST ZELDA!

I can't say anything more here without getting all parental.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#20

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Do you have children, Rath?
#21

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Nope. And after this thread, I once again count my blessings in that department.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#22

re: I LOST ZELDA!

*hugz for Captain*
#25

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Does that mean you're speechless, Plum?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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