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#51

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:17pm

We're masochists. Middle-aged, working class masochists.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#52

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:21pm

i thought your grandfather worked hard to leave you a legacy? how much is yours worth?

#53

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:22pm

I got $5.25 and some green stamps! Awesome, eh?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#54

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:23pm

you can buy a Matchbox Mercedes with that!!! oh, unless you're not able to spend that amount all at once...

#55

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:24pm

Yeah, no, I tried. It got repossessed.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#56

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:27pm

what was it's name?

#57

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:27pm

Rita (as in Rita Racine, the heroine of STEEL PIER).

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#58

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:28pm

I wondered if Zelda now becomes a certified pre-owned Benz

#59

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:29pm

I'm happy with Liza, my 92 sundance that likes to break down for a different reason every month!

#60

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:30pm

Spooky, i believe it does... depreciation happens the moment it's driven off the lot...

#61

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:31pm

Hey - watch the Liza talk, Beaver boy.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#62

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:33pm

i wonder if you could buy a car, get it repossessed and then go buy it back (at the cheaper price)
that would be f*in funny

#63

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:38pm

*smacks Beav*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#64

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:40pm

Beav, I love Liza too, but that's exactly how she got her name!
*ducks Rath*

#65

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:41pm

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#66

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:43pm

thanks Beav!
Rath, the name is a tribute. I do love Liza!

#67

i'm going to run you all over with my newly purchased, previously owned black Mercedes, that i just bought with my non-existent trust fund that my grandfather didn't leave me, but i can't afford on my trust fund allowance...

#68

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:47pm

Well I guess that won't cause much damage then, will it, joey?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#69

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:48pm

I had Dorado Taco Salad for lunch!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#70

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:49pm

All jokes aside.

Obvious, Didn't you recently drop out of college because people became mad when you wouldn't show up for class/rehearsals because you "didn't feel like it" and then became mad when they asked you about your poor attendance?

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#71

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:52pm

No, STP. You've got it ALL wrong. He dropped out because he was incensed that he got yelled at for missing TWO WEEKS of work call for being sick. During which time he had posted saying something to the effect of he wasn't going to go back until he felt like it, because why should he?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#72

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:53pm

Ah. Silly me.

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#73

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 3:58pm

Beav, whenever she mentioned "sick headaches", I would actually start to feel sick. My childhood imagination was a bit too vivid.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#74

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 4:00pm

I know!! I'm counting the days!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#75

re: I LOST ZELDA!

Posted: 1/19/05 at 4:24pm

Yeah, I did quit school. I'm taking a break. Working. Making money. Saving money. Being in the arts is something I like to do, but it's definetly not something I want to do for a career. Having this job makes me want to go into dentistry. I'm only 18. Give me a break. Like I've said, my grandfather worked hard for his money and I will too. I'm not some stupid spoiled brat. I've been working since I was 16 (lifeguarding between swim practice). You can all go on and do your artsy fartsy crap. I really don't care. You will know me one day. Every one of you will know my name and know my face and you'll say "I was a bitch to him." I believe in karma.

I dont really care anymore. I'm just a ****ing kid okay. I've been through enough **** in my life to know that this world isn't going to be nice. I thought you two bitches would be. I left college because people hated me. I didn't like to enter a room and people leave. Why do you people do it here? F*CK. I don't smell. I don't have an contageous disease.

Craig and Rob, learn how to handle your minions. And then **** yourself.

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