transylvania mania lyrics

[SpellingBeeFan4Ever]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:00pm

Anyone know where I can find these? Or did anyone catch them on Today show or Macy's?

[artscallion]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:12pm

Oh, just make some up. You couldn't do worse than the real ones.

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:17pm

I can't find them on line.

They are fine lyrics. They capture the moment perfectly, trying to distract the town from the Monster.

[americanboy99]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:36pm

Why does Bart randomly sing "Irving Berlin's Puttin' on the Ritz"?

[JasonM12480]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:43pm

Watch the original movie and answer your own question.

[IdinaBellFoster]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:47pm

Some rough lyrics I got from the macy's parade preformance. A few spots are a little iffy, but it's better than nothing!

Igor:
Have you heard about the mania
if not then let me explainia
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.
When the urine were ataina
Or a dance off in Albania
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.

Everybody who's been doing it can't resist it's appeal.
Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and shamil.
So join the fun, lets all be zania
Even Lits in Lithuanian love it, it's the latest rage.
Loose the bloose and don't complania
It's the dance for feel no pania
Love it
do the Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
Just accept it don't refrainia.

Inga:
Don't resist it's all in vania

Igor:
Come on kids lets raise some pania

Igor, Frankenstein and Inga:
Yes sir
Yes sir
it's the latest craze.

DANCE BREAK

Frankenstein:
It's the cherry pie without the pits

Inga:
It's the weekend spent in be-r-ritz (??)

Igor:
It's all the rage with the french and brits.

All:
The Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
It's the newest quip from algonconquince (??)

Inga:
It's the wedding horse that never quits

Igor:
It's the poprecock (??) with a ice cold slitz.

All:
The Transylvania mania.
Do the Transylvania mania.

It's slogged and fried with a side of grits.
It's catholics, Jews and josowitz

Inga and Igor:
it's a 8-2 played by Horowitz

Frankenstein:
I't Irving Berlin's Puttin' on the Ritz!

DANCE BREAK

All:
Rich and poor are also doing it in hotels or huts
even dogs are also doing it pedigreed and muts.
All the devils in tazmania shake their tails and go insania.
Love it, it's the latest rage.
Grap a steamship or a planeia
Do the heart of old tazmania (????)
Love it, ya you're gonna love it
Do the transylvania mania-AHHHH

(Monster breaks in)

Frankenstein (Spoken):
What have I done? What have I done?

All:
Do the transylvania mania!

[best12bars]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:50pm

Oy.

[IdinaBellFoster]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 12:54pm

aha believe me, it was no joy to type them haha.

It is kind of catchy though.

[LuPonatic]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:18pm

Igor:
Have you heard about the mania
if not then let me explainia
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.
When the urine were atainia
Or a dance off in Albania
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.

Everybody who's been doing it can't resist it's appeal.
Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and shlamil.
So join the fun, lets all be zania
Even Liths in Lithuanian love it, it's the latest rage.
Lose the blues and don't complania
hit the dance floor feel no pania
Love it
do the Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
Just accept it don't refrainia.

Inga:
Don't resist it's all in vania

Igor:
Come on kids lets raise some cainia

Igor, Frankenstein and Inga:
Yes sir
Yes sir
it's the latest craze.

DANCE BREAK

Frankenstein:
It's the cherry pie without the pits

Inga:
It's the weekend spent in be-r-ritz (??)

Igor:
It's all the rage with the french and brits.

All:
The Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
It's the newest quip from algonconquince (??)

Inga:
It's the winning horse that never quits

Igor:
It's the poprecock (??) with a ice cold slitz.

All:
The Transylvania mania.
Do the Transylvania mania.

It's southern fried with a side of grits.
It's gentiles, Jews and jesuits

Inga and Igor:
it's a etude played by Horowitz

Frankenstein:
I't Irving Berlin's Puttin' on the Ritz!

DANCE BREAK

All:
Rich and poor are also doing it in hotels or huts
even dogs are also doing it pedigreed and muts.
All the devils in tazmania shake their tails and go insania.
Love it, it's the latest rage.
Grap a steamship or a planeia
Do the heart of old tazmania (????)
Love it, ya you're gonna love it
Do the transylvania mania-AHHHH

(Monster breaks in)

Frankenstein (Spoken):
What have I done? What have I done?

All:
Do the transylvania mania!

A couple of words I think I can help with :O) Updated On: 11/24/07 at 02:18 PM

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 2:35pm

How about this:

Igor:
Have you heard about the mania
if not then let me explainia
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.
When the urine were atainia
Or a dance off in Albania
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.

Everybody who's been doing it can't resist it's appeal.
Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and shlamil.
So join the fun, lets all be zania
Even Liths in Lithuania love it, it's the latest rage.
Lose the blues and don't complania
hit the dance floor feel no pania
Love it
do the Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
Just accept it don't refrainia.

Inga:
Don't resist it's all in vania

Igor:
Come on kids lets raise some cainia

Igor, Frankenstein and Inga:
Yes sir
Yes sir
it's the latest craze.

DANCE BREAK

Frankenstein:
It's the cherry pie without the pits

Inga:
It's the weekend spent in Biarritz.

Igor:
It's all the rage with the french and brits.

All:
The Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
It's the newest quip from algonconquince (??)

Inga:
It's the winning horse that never quits

Igor:
It's the poprecock (??) with a ice cold Schlitz.

All:
The Transylvania mania.
Do the Transylvania mania.

It's southern fried with a side of grits.
It's gentiles, Jews and jesuits

Inga and Igor:
it's a etude played by Horowitz

Frankenstein:
I't Irving Berlin's Puttin' on the Ritz!

DANCE BREAK

All:
Rich and poor are also doing it in hotels or huts
even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts.
All the devils in tazmania shake their tails and go insania.
Love it, it's the latest rage.
Grap a steamship or a planeia
Do the heart of old tazmania (????)
Love it, ya you're gonna love it
Do the transylvania mania-AHHHH

(Monster breaks in)

Frankenstein (Spoken):
What have I done? What have I done?

All:
Do the transylvania mania!

[artscallion]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 7:02pm

As a Lithuanian, I really take issue with being rhymed with zania and complainia.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 7:25pm

The urine were atainia?

Also, why did Sutton keep losing her German accent?

[Boq101]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 7:27pm

why should she have one? no one else does...

[Smaxie]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 7:32pm

Five corrections:

- Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania

-Millionaire and schlemiel

-It's the newest quip from Algonquin wits

-It's the Paprikash with an ice cold Schlitz.

- Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old Roumania

Updated On: 11/24/07 at 07:32 PM

[artscallion]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 7:42pm

"why should she have one? no one else does..."

Well her character has one in the movie. No one else in the movie has one. That's like asking why should Meryl Streep have a polish accent in Sophie's Choice when no one else does. It's the character.

That said, I don't think it really matters whether or not she has one. But if she does have one it should be consistent.

[B3TA07]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 7:49pm

I really like the Horiwitz line.

I really like Horowitz.

[GoSmileLaughCryClap]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 8:21pm

Igor:
Have you heard about desperation
if not then here’s one explanation
Yes sir,
it's the Brooksian rip-off.
When the Right Coast heard the Left Coast call
"hey kids, Broadway’s now a shopping mall!”
Yes sir,
it's the Brooksian rip-off.

Every writer cashing in on their past can't resist its appeal.
Every writer whether they’re Legally Blonde, or just a trained seal
So join the scam, lets zap the crania
Even Joanie Dideon’s not above it, it's the latest scam.
Lose your self respect and count the cash
hit the pay dirt Alda’s optioned MASH!
Love it
do the Brooksian rip-off.

Frankenstein:
Just regurgitate every single scene.

Inga:
Just regurgitate every single scene

Igor:
Come on kids lets raise some major green

Igor, Frankenstein and Inga:
Yes sir
Yes sir
it's the latest scam.

DANCE BREAK

Frankenstein:
It's the cherry pie with only pits

Inga:
It's the weekend spent without one’s wits

Igor:
It's all the rage with Oscar winning twits.

All:
The Brooksian rip-off.....

[FranklinShepard-Inc.]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 8:28pm

Not bad at all. But you totally missed the rhythm of the melody I'm afraid.

[Smaxie]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 8:30pm

Got sumthin' against trained seals??!

[GoSmileLaughCryClap]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 8:41pm

Yeah, I still can't get the melody. Along with everyone else.

[GoSmileLaughCryClap]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 8:44pm

And Smaxie, you're not a trained seal, you're the real deal.

[SpellingBeeFan4Ever]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 8:51pm

Thanks everyone for your help.

[SpellingBeeFan4Ever]

Posted: 11/24/07 at 8:51pm

Thanks everyone for your help.

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 11/25/07 at 12:03pm

Okay, this is it!

Igor:
Have you heard about the mania
if not then let me explain t'ya
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.
Whether you're in Ruritania
Or a dance hall in Albania
Yes sir,
it's the Transylvania mania.

Everybody who's been viewing it can't resist it's appeal.
Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and schlemiel.
So join the fun, lets all be zany-a
Even Liths in Lithuania love it, it's the latest rage.
Lose the blues and don't complain-ia
hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia
Love it
do the Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
Just accept it don't refrain-ia.

Inga:
Don't resist it's all in vain-ia

Igor:
Come on kids lets raise some Cain-ia

Igor, Frankenstein and Inga:
Yes sir
Yes sir
it's the latest craze.

DANCE BREAK

Frankenstein:
It's the cherry pie without the pits

Inga:
It's the weekend spent in Biarritz.

Igor:
It's all the rage with the french and brits.

All:
The Transylvania mania.

Frankenstein:
It It's the newest quip from Algonquin wits

Inga:
It's the winning horse that never quits

Igor:
It's the Paprikash with an ice cold Schlitz.

All:
The Transylvania mania.
Do the Transylvania mania.

It's southern fried with a side of grits.
It's gentiles, Jews and jesuits

Inga and Igor:
it's a etude played by Horowitz

Frankenstein:
It's Irving Berlin's Puttin' on the Ritz!

DANCE BREAK

All:
Rich and poor are also chewing it in hotels or huts
even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts.
All the devils in Tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia.
Love it, it's the latest rage.
Grab a steamship or a plane-ia
To the heart of old Roumania
Love it, yeah you're gonna love it
Do the transylvania mania-AHHHH

(Monster breaks in)

Frankenstein (Spoken):
What have I done? What have I done?

All:
Do the transylvania mania!

Updated On: 11/26/07 at 12:03 PM

[Smaxie]

Posted: 11/25/07 at 12:11pm

Almost.

Schlemiel, not shlamil.

"AN ice cold Schlitz," not "a".