10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

[Liam]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 3:44pm

note the spelling is all right,i copyed and pasted this i did not make it up




10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

(one of the saddest parts about our society is that...these arguements, before the humourous common sense, are the real reasons why people can't accept gay marriages.)

(and they always go "straight"(haha) to No.10...which, funnily enough to me, is probably the last thing a gay couple is thinking about...while the "straight people," who are arguing against gay marriage, seem to be all over it. how interesting.)

[boytobroadway]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 3:59pm

That was funny and I needed to laugh.

It is sad though...

[WOSQ]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:08pm

I am against gay marriage because all the straight guests would give such taste-free gifts that it would take six months to return them all.

Not worth the trouble.

[JayKid]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:31pm

LOL that was funny

[ally_kay_on_broadway]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:42pm

lol i could totally see my best gay friend asking what the hell i was thinking when i bought him that toaster!

p.s. gay marriages are a blast. Have you ever been to a gay couples wedding reception?! The party DOES NOT stop!!

[theatrebabe]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:47pm

That was funny Liam. But sad too because while arguing with people over this topic, they have actually used those reasons.

[Liam]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 6:15pm

:)

[mominator]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 6:21pm

Liam, today YOU win the cookies!!

[Liam]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 6:34pm

oh boy! i can hardly wait to eat them all!

[Liam]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 8:54pm

thanks mom

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 9:28pm

Go to bed, Liam.

[wexy]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 9:35pm

I was actually quoted in the Daily News and then the Blade on this issue

See 53% approve ( I'm Rich)

http://www.nyblade.com/print.cfm?content_id=1224

Updated On: 9/28/05 at 09:35 PM

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 9/29/05 at 2:00am

Just sent that list to all my friends, my old pastor, and my homophobic parents. let's see how they react!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/29/05 at 3:43am

"Plastic surgeon apprehended"

Oh, thank GOD! That ba$tard.

[Magdalene]

Posted: 9/29/05 at 10:57am

I don't know whether to laugh or cry (probably both!) I don't see what the fuss is about....Isn't a stable relationship supposed to be a good thing???

[grizzabella]

Posted: 9/29/05 at 4:01pm

I'm over simplifying (but not much): we need only look to Washington to see where the fear of gay marriage has taken us.