100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

#1

100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/26/04 at 9:37pm

The first way:

Find a book. Any book. In fact, find a really BAD book. Now, just write a bunch of songs that don't have anything to do with anything and parade it from the page to the stage!

and now for the next 99 ways.... GO!

#2

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/26/04 at 9:43pm

Take all the old broadway shows and combine two or more together into one show. Chaos ensues.

In Example CATS and Les Miserables on stage at the same time.

---

need to defrag my brain.

Updated On: 9/26/04 at 09:43 PM

#3

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/26/04 at 9:56pm

Hire any random person off the street as an actor.

---

"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

#4

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/26/04 at 9:58pm

Put Idina Menzel on the billboard and flush any efforts towards good storyline or music down the toilet. It ain't necessary.

---

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#5

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/26/04 at 10:10pm

Crank out a sentimental 1950's musical revival. Audiences haven't changed much in the last 50 years anyway.

---

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#6

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/27/04 at 12:24am

Become a B-list celeb.

---

"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

#7

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/27/04 at 12:26am

Have Sentimental Man in your score..

---

I've got forty more minutes of home economics Then down with the text books And up with the comics

Updated On: 9/27/04 at 12:26 AM

#8

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/28/04 at 4:26pm

Hello?
All that work and money.

Try this--
Sleep with the producer/director/composer/casting director.

---

"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher

#9

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/28/04 at 4:32pm

It doesn't work-I've tried it!

---

"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

#10

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/28/04 at 4:35pm

Oh, yes it does....

---

"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher

#11

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/28/04 at 4:38pm

For you maybe. I just keep getting screwd.

---

"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

#12

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/28/04 at 4:40pm

Don't say that like its a bad thing....

Embittering perhaps, but never bad....

Xx

---

"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher

#13

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/28/04 at 4:41pm

Become the landlord. They get it all in the end.

#14

re: 100 Easy Ways to Succeed on Broadway Without Really Trying...

Posted: 9/28/04 at 4:56pm

Have a show full of hott chorus boys, with some hott chorus girls.

Oh, and you can add some nude scenes, too.

---

CCM '10!

Updated On: 9/28/04 at 04:56 PM