a mexican dad sells his daughter.
a part of mexican culture oppressed by the evil gringo empire
I don't know. If you threw in a bottle of tequila, I might sell my 12 year old.
Sounds like a deal to me! I wonder if she does windows?
Joined: 12/31/69
I thought this was ridiculous when I heard it yesterday, but then on Law & Order SVU they had a Russian Mobster selling 6 girls for $10K so I guess this guy was a pretty sharp negotiator.
... or you can trade it all in for what's behind the lovely Carol Merrill and Curtain #3.
I would sell myself for that much.
I would probably only get a half empty tepid Sierra Mist and $1.43.
i would offer at least a full cold cherry coke and $2.38.
A dowry that included Gatorade? Boy oh boy that's just flattering.
While in general this story isn't really funny, the items that he got for the girl are hilarious.
B12B, I'd never forgive myself if I ended up trading my kid for a giant rocking horse. That would be way too Gift of the Magi.
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you have a kid, cal? what are you going to do when it grows up into a billy?
Warn him not to be a hero.
You callin' my hypothetical boy a hillbilly? Texans aren't hillbillies! There were no hills at all where I grew up.
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