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14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatorade and several cases of wine and meat

14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatorade and several cases of wine and meat

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papalovesmambo
#114 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatorade and several cases of wine and meat
Posted: 1/14/09 at 8:36am

a mexican dad sells his daughter.

a part of mexican culture oppressed by the evil gringo empire


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Updated On: 1/14/09 at 08:36 AM

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danmag
#2re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 8:40am

I don't know. If you threw in a bottle of tequila, I might sell my 12 year old.


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#2re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 10:05am

Sounds like a deal to me! I wonder if she does windows?


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#3re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 10:43am

I thought this was ridiculous when I heard it yesterday, but then on Law & Order SVU they had a Russian Mobster selling 6 girls for $10K so I guess this guy was a pretty sharp negotiator.

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best12bars
#4re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 10:46am

... or you can trade it all in for what's behind the lovely Carol Merrill and Curtain #3.


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#5re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:04am

I would sell myself for that much.

I would probably only get a half empty tepid Sierra Mist and $1.43.


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Updated On: 1/14/09 at 11:04 AM

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papalovesmambo
#6re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:34am

i would offer at least a full cold cherry coke and $2.38.


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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nygrl232
#7re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:47am

A dowry that included Gatorade? Boy oh boy that's just flattering.

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StockardFan
#8re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:52am

While in general this story isn't really funny, the items that he got for the girl are hilarious.


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Calvin
#9re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:59am

B12B, I'd never forgive myself if I ended up trading my kid for a giant rocking horse. That would be way too Gift of the Magi.

ifuweregay93
#10I will trade you......
Posted: 1/14/09 at 4:04pm

So THAT'S where Celery dissaeared to!

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papalovesmambo
#11and yet no one will take ass burger even if offered six figures to do so
Posted: 1/14/09 at 4:06pm

you have a kid, cal? what are you going to do when it grows up into a billy?


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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Mister Matt
#12and yet no one will take ass burger even if offered six figures to do so
Posted: 1/14/09 at 4:09pm

Warn him not to be a hero.


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Calvin
#13and yet no one will take ass burger even if offered six figures to do so
Posted: 1/14/09 at 4:12pm

You callin' my hypothetical boy a hillbilly? Texans aren't hillbillies! There were no hills at all where I grew up.


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