14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatorade and several cases of wine and meat
14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatorade and several cases of wine and meat
#114 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatorade and several cases of wine and meat
Posted: 1/14/09 at 8:36am
a mexican dad sells his daughter.
a part of mexican culture oppressed by the evil gringo empire
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#2re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 8:40amI don't know. If you threw in a bottle of tequila, I might sell my 12 year old.
#2re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 10:05amSounds like a deal to me! I wonder if she does windows?
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#3re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 10:43amI thought this was ridiculous when I heard it yesterday, but then on Law & Order SVU they had a Russian Mobster selling 6 girls for $10K so I guess this guy was a pretty sharp negotiator.
#4re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 10:46am... or you can trade it all in for what's behind the lovely Carol Merrill and Curtain #3.
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#5re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:04am
I would sell myself for that much.
I would probably only get a half empty tepid Sierra Mist and $1.43.
#6re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:34ami would offer at least a full cold cherry coke and $2.38.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
nygrl232
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/08
#7re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:47amA dowry that included Gatorade? Boy oh boy that's just flattering.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#8re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:52amWhile in general this story isn't really funny, the items that he got for the girl are hilarious.
#9re: 14 year-old mexican girls cost $16k, 150 cases of beer, soda and gatora
Posted: 1/14/09 at 11:59amB12B, I'd never forgive myself if I ended up trading my kid for a giant rocking horse. That would be way too Gift of the Magi.
ifuweregay93
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/06
#11and yet no one will take ass burger even if offered six figures to do so
Posted: 1/14/09 at 4:06pmyou have a kid, cal? what are you going to do when it grows up into a billy?
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#12and yet no one will take ass burger even if offered six figures to do so
Posted: 1/14/09 at 4:09pmWarn him not to be a hero.
#13and yet no one will take ass burger even if offered six figures to do so
Posted: 1/14/09 at 4:12pmYou callin' my hypothetical boy a hillbilly? Texans aren't hillbillies! There were no hills at all where I grew up.
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