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Posted: 12/4/08 at 11:43pm
I got a chuckle out of these, specifically the Beyonce-related ones.
15 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Guy
1) Because I’m a Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer.
2) Because not only are we dragged to see “Twilight” but we also have a new “perfect man” to not live up to.
3) Because Beyonce was apparently tired of proving that she was better than all other woman, so she has released a song about how, if she were a boy, she would be better than all of us as well.
4) Perhaps Beyonce is doing this to us because we should have put a ring on it. So it’s really all our fault.
5) Because, since Oprah decided not to do a Favorite Things episode this year, we no longer have a foolproof Christmas list for our ladies, and will actually have to ask them what they want.
6) Because aliens have infested the Indiana Jones movies! And don’t even get me started on Shia LaBeouf!
7) Because P!nk was single for a few months, but then had to get back together with that frickin’ ex of hers.
Because even though we could care less whether the Christmas lights are up we’ll be the one hauling the ladder out and slinging them up for hours.
9) Because Nickelback is still producing albums.
10) Because we are hot then we are cold, yes then we are no, in then out, up then down, and because of this Katy Perry is now kissing girls.
11) Because Scarlett Johansson is married.
12) Because Katherine Heigl would rather screw a ghost than a real live guy.
13) Because there is apparently a law against liking Jessica Simpson in any way.
14) Because James Bond can’t even sleep with his Bond girl anymore…
15) …or do that cool shooting the gunbarrel thing at the beginning of his movies.
15 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Guy
1) Because I’m a Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer.
2) Because not only are we dragged to see “Twilight” but we also have a new “perfect man” to not live up to.
3) Because Beyonce was apparently tired of proving that she was better than all other woman, so she has released a song about how, if she were a boy, she would be better than all of us as well.
4) Perhaps Beyonce is doing this to us because we should have put a ring on it. So it’s really all our fault.
5) Because, since Oprah decided not to do a Favorite Things episode this year, we no longer have a foolproof Christmas list for our ladies, and will actually have to ask them what they want.
6) Because aliens have infested the Indiana Jones movies! And don’t even get me started on Shia LaBeouf!
7) Because P!nk was single for a few months, but then had to get back together with that frickin’ ex of hers.
Because even though we could care less whether the Christmas lights are up we’ll be the one hauling the ladder out and slinging them up for hours. 9) Because Nickelback is still producing albums.
10) Because we are hot then we are cold, yes then we are no, in then out, up then down, and because of this Katy Perry is now kissing girls.
11) Because Scarlett Johansson is married.
12) Because Katherine Heigl would rather screw a ghost than a real live guy.
13) Because there is apparently a law against liking Jessica Simpson in any way.
14) Because James Bond can’t even sleep with his Bond girl anymore…
15) …or do that cool shooting the gunbarrel thing at the beginning of his movies.
