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2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:41pm

Just when you think you've heard it all ...
Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

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re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:44pm

Where did HE go to the bathroom during those two years?

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:47pm

Why did it take him 2 YEARS to figure out there was something wrong with his girlfriend?

Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy I can't go on tonight

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:55pm

So many questions ... and apparently no rational answers.

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re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:58pm

What did she eat?

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re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:59pm

It's just like that Nip Tuck episode with the women on the couch.

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:59pm

How did she wipe?

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:00pm

Apparently she didn't since the seat was in-grown ...

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re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:02pm

the mind boggles.

#10

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:03pm

Two days? That's bad enough, but understandable I guess. Two weeks. You wonder why he didn't call earlier.

Two months? Serious issues there... with the GUY, not just the girl on the pot.

Two years?

Unbelievable.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#11

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:06pm

I mean, what?

#12

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:09pm

"Where did HE go to the bathroom during those two years?"

I am afraid of the answer

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#13

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:13pm

she must have really stunk after being in the same clothes....I mean did he hose her down every 2 days to clean her.

this is just bizarre.

I am assuming she must be quite heavy for her ass to grow around a toilet seat?????

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#14

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:16pm

Elph, I assumed because her ass was shoved down in the seat for so long the skin grew around the underside. Any way you slice it... eesh.

#15

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:19pm

It's like a Grimm Fairytale... without the fairytale.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#16

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:20pm

There's tail, though!

#17

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:25pm

And on top of it all, the sheriff's name is Whipple. That's just too much.

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

#18

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 6:14pm

EWW.....Phyllis, I hadn't even thought of that......

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#19

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 6:22pm

This is just beyond gross, beyond strange, and beyond imagination.

....but the world goes 'round

#20

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:06pm

So who's going to turn it into a musical?

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#21

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:31pm

Floyd Collins 2!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#22

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:35pm

This just proves that sometimes reality is so much more ****ed up than anyone's imagination.

This is one of the craziest things I've ever heard. The woman AND the man BOTH need serious help.

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#23

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:37pm

I love how he just kept feeding her, as she and the toilet became one.

*sings*

"I will never leave you!!!!"

This would be funnier if it wasn't so tragically messed up.

It's pretty ugly, actually.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#24

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:38pm

"In my own little corner, in my own little chair..."

I'd better stop.

Now.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#25

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:42pm

Attend the tale of Toilet Girl...

STOP ME!!!!!

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