2 Years in the Toilet
2 Years in the Toilet
#12 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:41pm
Just when you think you've heard it all ...
Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:44pmWhere did HE go to the bathroom during those two years?
#2re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:47pmWhy did it take him 2 YEARS to figure out there was something wrong with his girlfriend?
#3re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:55pmSo many questions ... and apparently no rational answers.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
SNLMedia
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/6/05
#4re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:58pmWhat did she eat?
#5re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 4:59pmIt's just like that Nip Tuck episode with the women on the couch.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#7re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:00pmApparently she didn't since the seat was in-grown ...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#9re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:03pm
Two days? That's bad enough, but understandable I guess. Two weeks. You wonder why he didn't call earlier.
Two months? Serious issues there... with the GUY, not just the girl on the pot.
Two years?
Unbelievable.
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ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#11re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:09pm
"Where did HE go to the bathroom during those two years?"
I am afraid of the answer
#12re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:13pm
she must have really stunk after being in the same clothes....I mean did he hose her down every 2 days to clean her.
this is just bizarre.
I am assuming she must be quite heavy for her ass to grow around a toilet seat?????
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#13re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:16pmElph, I assumed because her ass was shoved down in the seat for so long the skin grew around the underside. Any way you slice it... eesh.
#14re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:19pmIt's like a Grimm Fairytale... without the fairytale.
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
#16re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 5:25pm
And on top of it all, the sheriff's name is Whipple. That's just too much.
#17re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 6:14pmEWW.....Phyllis, I hadn't even thought of that......
#18re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 6:22pm
This is just beyond gross, beyond strange, and beyond imagination.
#19re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:06pmSo who's going to turn it into a musical?
#20re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:31pmFloyd Collins 2!
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#21re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:35pm
This just proves that sometimes reality is so much more ****ed up than anyone's imagination.
This is one of the craziest things I've ever heard. The woman AND the man BOTH need serious help.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#22re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:37pm
I love how he just kept feeding her, as she and the toilet became one.
*sings*
"I will never leave you!!!!"
This would be funnier if it wasn't so tragically messed up.
It's pretty ugly, actually.
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#23re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:38pm
"In my own little corner, in my own little chair..."
I'd better stop.
Now.
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#24re: 2 Years in the Toilet
Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:42pm
Attend the tale of Toilet Girl...
STOP ME!!!!!
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