2 Years in the Toilet- Page 2

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:42pm

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, the girl who's hard to get...

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:49pm

You just need to change the "b" to "p" and add an "o" ...

Do i wanna go out with a lion's roar
huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
they say i better stop - or I'll go blind
oop - she bop - she bop
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - she bop,
I hope he will understand
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - she bop,
oo - oo - she - do - she bop - she bop

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:18pm

The sun comes up
I'm on the commode
I pet the pup
I'm on the commode
It's been so long
Since I have felt my behind

The faucet leaks
I'm on the commode
My booty squeaks
I'm on the commode
I might be wrong
But I can't feel my behind

Yes, there are days that I wish that I could take
myself out of the loo
Most days I count just how many times I make,
A number one
A number two

I'll sit for years
Sweatpants at my knees
I'll have no fears
And I sure can cut cheese
Tell my attorneys
There was no glue and no bind
Just no feeling
In
My
Behind


(Please imagine the final note down the octave, like Dorothy did. I don't think that up the octave ending some of the ladies favor)

Updated On: 3/12/08 at 09:18 PM

[tazber]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:22pm

Good times and bum times
I've sat through them all
Right here
On my rear

[Mekroth]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:27pm

Can this really be real?
Holy F***!!

[geaj]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:34pm

What the hell is wrong with people? People are the worst! LOL!

[D2]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:38pm

Phyllis, that is BRILLIANT! BravoBrava!

[BigFatBlonde]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 12:50am

Phyl, you out did yourself!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 12:56am

Thanks, you guys! I mean, I think this whole story is just awful and creepy and sad but it's just so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh.

Earlier tonight I walked out of my room and said to my (soon to be ex - hooray!) roommmate, "Did you hear about the -?" And she knew immediately knew what I was talking about.

I want more news. I hope the coverage continues!

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 1:20am

OMG I just read this. The mere thought of this is so grotesque, creepy, wrong, sick, distasteful, sad, my heart breaks. this is really as sick as it gets. I'm afraid to hear any more details.

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 2:04am

And where did they take her to have the toilet seat surgically removed? Wichita!

Only in Kansas, folks.

[wexy]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 3:43am

I'm bowled over. I don't know if I believe this poop.

Updated On: 3/13/08 at 03:43 AM

[best12bars]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 8:46am

Look on the bright side!

I'm sure she made the Guinness Book of World Records.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:58pm

There's video! Not of her, alas.
The link is the second or third at the top

[Tom1071]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 5:04pm

This is unfathomable. If she sat there for two years that means she didn't bath. What about the smell?

[lildogs]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 5:06pm

Oh, I thought this was a story about The Black Party...my bad.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 9:26pm

Fused to a toilet?

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 9:46pm

There's got to be more to this than meets the tookis!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 9:50pm

I just can't stop thinking about this.

[Chevstriss]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 10:56pm

my husband has promised he would try an intervention if f I was there more than 3 months

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 11:25pm

"I mean, I think this whole story is just awful and creepy and sad but it's just so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh."

She had a boyfriend throughout this whole ordeal. I'm still single. Who's awful and creepy and sad now?

(Welcome to my neurosis.)

[son_of_a_gunn_25]

Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:54am

It appears she had a deep-seated fear of coming out of the bathroom. (I just typed that without any double entendre meant. Must have been a subconcious choice of words.)

But seriously, she apparently had psychological problems. While it is funny to us, can you imagine being so afraid to leave a room that you trapped yourself in there? I wouldn't wish that kind of fear on anyone.

[Wildcard]

Posted: 3/14/08 at 12:36pm

She's gotta lay off on those beans!

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/14/08 at 2:53pm

I don't think it's funny.

[Chevstriss]

Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:54pm

the boyfriend has nowed backed off the claim of 2 yrs and is saying she's been sitting there about 1 month.