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#26

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 7:42pm

Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi, the girl who's hard to get...

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

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#27

You just need to change the "b" to "p" and add an "o" ...

Do i wanna go out with a lion's roar
huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
they say i better stop - or I'll go blind
oop - she bop - she bop
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - she bop,
I hope he will understand
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - she bop,
oo - oo - she - do - she bop - she bop

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#28

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:18pm

The sun comes up
I'm on the commode
I pet the pup
I'm on the commode
It's been so long
Since I have felt my behind

The faucet leaks
I'm on the commode
My booty squeaks
I'm on the commode
I might be wrong
But I can't feel my behind

Yes, there are days that I wish that I could take
myself out of the loo
Most days I count just how many times I make,
A number one
A number two

I'll sit for years
Sweatpants at my knees
I'll have no fears
And I sure can cut cheese
Tell my attorneys
There was no glue and no bind
Just no feeling
In
My
Behind

(Please imagine the final note down the octave, like Dorothy did. I don't think that up the octave ending some of the ladies favor)

Updated On: 3/12/08 at 09:18 PM

#29

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:22pm

Good times and bum times
I've sat through them all
Right here
On my rear

....but the world goes 'round

#30

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:27pm

Can this really be real?
Holy F***!!

#31

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:34pm

What the hell is wrong with people? People are the worst! LOL!

#32

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:38pm

Phyllis, that is BRILLIANT! BravoBrava!

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#33

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 12:50am

Phyl, you out did yourself!

What great ones do the less will prattle of

#34

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 12:56am

Thanks, you guys! I mean, I think this whole story is just awful and creepy and sad but it's just so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh.

Earlier tonight I walked out of my room and said to my (soon to be ex - hooray!) roommmate, "Did you hear about the -?" And she knew immediately knew what I was talking about.

I want more news. I hope the coverage continues!

#35

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 1:20am

OMG I just read this. The mere thought of this is so grotesque, creepy, wrong, sick, distasteful, sad, my heart breaks. this is really as sick as it gets. I'm afraid to hear any more details.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#36

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 2:04am

And where did they take her to have the toilet seat surgically removed? Wichita!

Only in Kansas, folks.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

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#37

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 3:43am

I'm bowled over. I don't know if I believe this poop.

'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

Updated On: 3/13/08 at 03:43 AM

#38

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 8:46am

Look on the bright side!

I'm sure she made the Guinness Book of World Records.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#39

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:58pm

There's video! Not of her, alas.
The link is the second or third at the top

#40

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 5:04pm

This is unfathomable. If she sat there for two years that means she didn't bath. What about the smell?

#41

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 5:06pm

Oh, I thought this was a story about The Black Party...my bad.

#42

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 9:26pm

Fused to a toilet?

#43

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 9:46pm

There's got to be more to this than meets the tookis!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#44

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 9:50pm

I just can't stop thinking about this.

#45

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 10:56pm

my husband has promised he would try an intervention if f I was there more than 3 months

I'd fire you... if you weren't so g*dd*mn beautiful out there. - Blades of Glory blog

#46

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/13/08 at 11:25pm

"I mean, I think this whole story is just awful and creepy and sad but it's just so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh."

She had a boyfriend throughout this whole ordeal. I'm still single. Who's awful and creepy and sad now?

(Welcome to my neurosis.)

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#47

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:54am

It appears she had a deep-seated fear of coming out of the bathroom. (I just typed that without any double entendre meant. Must have been a subconcious choice of words.)

But seriously, she apparently had psychological problems. While it is funny to us, can you imagine being so afraid to leave a room that you trapped yourself in there? I wouldn't wish that kind of fear on anyone.

My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...

#48

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/14/08 at 12:36pm

She's gotta lay off on those beans!

#49

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/14/08 at 2:53pm

I don't think it's funny.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#50

re: 2 Years in the Toilet

Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:54pm

the boyfriend has nowed backed off the claim of 2 yrs and is saying she's been sitting there about 1 month.

I'd fire you... if you weren't so g*dd*mn beautiful out there. - Blades of Glory blog

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