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443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming

443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming

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#1443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:26pm

Hundreds of chickens have been found dead in east China -- and a court has ruled that the cause of death was the screaming of a four-year-old boy who in turn had been scared by a barking dog, state media reported on Wednesday.

A villager was quoted as saying the little boy bent over the henhouse window, screaming for a long time, after being scared by the dog.

A court ruled the boy's screaming was "the only unexpected abnormal sound" and that 443 chickens trampled each other to death in fear.

The boy's father was ordered to pay 1,800 yuan ($230) in compensation to the owner of the chickens

Killer 4 Year Old


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#2re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:28pm

I believe it.


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justagirl2
#2re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:28pm

Bahahahahahaha.

Up In Lost
#3re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:28pm

Liam is at it again.


Well, I'm glad he got away with it.

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Borstalboy
#4re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:33pm

God, that sounds like something out of a Marquez novel.


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DG
#5re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:34pm

Thank God he didn't do that on an AirTran flight.

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#6re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:39pm

I think Craig is losing his mind or has far too much time on his hands. His posts lately have been very strange.


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DG
#8re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:40pm

Yenta - check out Craig's sig quote re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming

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#9re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:42pm

I'm crushin' on Craig!


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#10re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:46pm

I think I shared a restaurant with this child once.

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#11re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 3:48pm

Quick........someone get me a plane ticket to China and I'll make chicken soup!


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MimiLovesRoger
#12re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 5:26pm

That's the strangest thing I've heard of all day...geez.
Updated On: 1/24/07 at 05:26 PM

ThankstoPhantom
#13re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 5:30pm

Sounds like our biggest fear in a crowded night club!


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Mother's Younger Brother
#14re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 5:32pm

I've tried screaming at my neighbor's dog, but it's not working.

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MimiLovesRoger
#15re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 6:05pm

Maybe it only works if you're 4.

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#16re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 6:07pm

So when is this kid's pop album coming out?


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#17re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 8:51pm

Lolol that kid's cool.

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#18re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 9:37pm

Haha, weird.


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Parks
#19re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 9:39pm

sad :-/

very bizarre though.


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#20re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 9:45pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I'm using this as an ice-breaker for years!


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best12bars
#21re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 9:51pm

Not only do I believe it, but I wish we could fine the parents of any child left to scream like that.

NO child screamed like that when I was growing up.

Not one.

It's a product of the "Lord of the Flies" generation. And it MUST BE STOPPED.


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Craig
#22re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 9:52pm

In related news - the local McDonalds in that city is having a 2 for 2 chicken mcnugget deal


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best12bars
#23re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/24/07 at 10:07pm

Ew.

Chicken McFreakouts.


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Mistress_Spouzic
#24re: 443 Chickens Killed By 4 Year Old.......screaming
Posted: 1/25/07 at 12:33am

too funny. Maybe theyll add a new category in the guinness book of world records.


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