49 Minutes with Levi Johnston
49 Minutes with Levi Johnston
49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#1
Posted: 7/3/09 at 9:08pm
I guess that's all you need.
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49 Minutes With Levi Johnston
In town for a few days, the most famous father in Wasilla talks about his possible TV fame and tattoo removal.
* By Chris Rovzar
* Published Jul 2, 2009
NY Magazine: 49 Minutes With Levi Johnston
re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#2
Posted: 7/3/09 at 9:12pmOK...who else thought this thread title had something to do with Dollypop's wet dream(s)?
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#2
Posted: 7/3/09 at 9:52pm
....I heard that!
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#3
Posted: 7/4/09 at 8:22amNo, that would be 4.9 minutes with Levi Johnston.
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#4
Posted: 7/5/09 at 10:29amLevi just Twittered that a "tell-all book" is in the works.
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#6
Posted: 7/5/09 at 10:41amYou can Tweet, but I prefer to Twitter until I'm in Tatters.
re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#7
Posted: 7/5/09 at 10:46amHow much can an 18 year old tell in a "Tell All"? "I like Hockey, popping zits and corn flakes. Oh yeah and gettin' a piece of tail!"
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#8
Posted: 7/5/09 at 10:56am
He's got his mother's legal problems to discuss, his inside views of the Palin household, the RNC, John McCain, being thrust into the media's limelight, the responsibilities of teen fatherhood and his passion for hockey.
I'm just hoping that he gets a good "ghost" on this. Levi tends not to elucidate his thoughts. A ghostwriter who asks the right questions might be able to draw significant answers out of him.
re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#9
Posted: 7/5/09 at 11:02am
I doubt very much, he has much of anything to say about McCain, Honestly I don't think he was allowed any inside information, he was just dressed up and propped up in front of the cameras.
I would much prefer he didn't have a ghostwriter and we were able to experience the wonder that it Levi in his very own words!
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#10
Posted: 7/5/09 at 11:09am
If Levi doesn't get a good ghost, it won't be a book, it'll be a leaflet.
PS--the guy has a keen sense of politics and current events. Check out soome of his Tweets.
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#11
Posted: 7/5/09 at 1:46pmWatching the gays--well, some of them--get all dreamy over this redneck makes me want to cry. Truly.
re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#12
Posted: 7/5/09 at 1:53pm
SNAFU...he likes popping other things too (I worded it like that because that's how they talk!)
BTW...would someone tell me what his tattoo is of so I don't have to read the article?
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#13
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:45pmHe has a tattoo of Bristol's name on his ring finger.
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#14
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:48pmBorstal - I'm even worse - I have an itch for Papa Palin.
re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#15
Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:51pm
That's "First Dude" to you!
I guess (ex) First Dude now though...
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#16
Posted: 7/5/09 at 5:38pm
Dolly, I know YOU want to be Levi's Ghost, but I am hoping for some bodice ripping:
"I sat down on Bristol's bed and waited for her to come out of the can. She came out in a flannel nightgown that left nothing to my imagination. My God! Her ankles were HOT! I twisted off the cap from the wine bottle and poured some into her toothbrush glass. As she drank it I thought to myself "I better not end up like that bottle cap: unscrewed."
Updated On: 7/5/09 at 05:38 PM
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#17
Posted: 7/5/09 at 7:39pmIf I were ghosting, I'd make sure that he was specific about the wine they were consuming as well making sure that "Ripple" was spelled correctly. There are some things you just can't leave to the imagination.
re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#18
Posted: 7/6/09 at 8:29amI'm not much of a romance novelist, but there should be a passage that contains a line like: "Chewing her nipples, and eschewing a condom".
re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#19
Posted: 7/6/09 at 9:39am
Sarah luxuriated in her daily bath of ass's milk, awaiting the approach of the troublemaker, the slave boy Levi. How foolish of Sarah's daughter to have conceived a passion for this, creature, a mere object in the Palin household. Young Bristol's presumption had been dealt with swiftly: imprisonment without food for Bristol and swift exposure in the wilderness for the vile fruit of their base and insolent passions, the squalling infant brat. What new torture could Sarah devise for young Levi? She'd have to see.
There was a rustling. Sarah's servile husband announced the slave boy's approach with the utmost in deference. He had been well trained. Sarah gestured for the boy to approach.
"Levi, is it?" she demanded.
"Aye, my lady," the boy responded.
"Speak only when you are spoken to!" Sarah's wrath was swift.
"But my lady--"
"Silence!" Sarah trembled with rage, the milk was agitated. She knew what to do with this presumptious yet well-formed boy.
re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#20
Posted: 7/6/09 at 10:33amUm, Who is this person?
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#21
Posted: 7/6/09 at 10:39amMy lord, will this group of idiots never go away?
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re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston#22
Posted: 7/6/09 at 8:20pm(I'm lovin' this! Keep up the serialization of the Levi Johnston Story!)
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