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49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/3/09 at 9:08pm

I guess that's all you need.

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49 Minutes With Levi Johnston

In town for a few days, the most famous father in Wasilla talks about his possible TV fame and tattoo removal.

* By Chris Rovzar
* Published Jul 2, 2009

NY Magazine: 49 Minutes With Levi Johnston

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/3/09 at 9:12pm

OK...who else thought this thread title had something to do with Dollypop's wet dream(s)?

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/3/09 at 9:52pm

....I heard that!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/4/09 at 8:22am

No, that would be 4.9 minutes with Levi Johnston.

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 10:29am

Levi just Twittered that a "tell-all book" is in the works.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 10:39am

Tweeted.

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 10:41am

You can Tweet, but I prefer to Twitter until I'm in Tatters.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 10:46am

How much can an 18 year old tell in a "Tell All"? "I like Hockey, popping zits and corn flakes. Oh yeah and gettin' a piece of tail!"

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 10:56am

He's got his mother's legal problems to discuss, his inside views of the Palin household, the RNC, John McCain, being thrust into the media's limelight, the responsibilities of teen fatherhood and his passion for hockey.

I'm just hoping that he gets a good "ghost" on this. Levi tends not to elucidate his thoughts. A ghostwriter who asks the right questions might be able to draw significant answers out of him.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#10

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 11:02am

I doubt very much, he has much of anything to say about McCain, Honestly I don't think he was allowed any inside information, he was just dressed up and propped up in front of the cameras.
I would much prefer he didn't have a ghostwriter and we were able to experience the wonder that it Levi in his very own words!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#11

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 11:09am

If Levi doesn't get a good ghost, it won't be a book, it'll be a leaflet.

PS--the guy has a keen sense of politics and current events. Check out soome of his Tweets.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#12

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 1:46pm

Watching the gays--well, some of them--get all dreamy over this redneck makes me want to cry. Truly.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#13

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 1:53pm

SNAFU...he likes popping other things too (I worded it like that because that's how they talk!)

BTW...would someone tell me what his tattoo is of so I don't have to read the article?

#14

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:45pm

He has a tattoo of Bristol's name on his ring finger.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#15

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:48pm

Borstal - I'm even worse - I have an itch for Papa Palin.

#16

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 2:51pm

That's "First Dude" to you!

I guess (ex) First Dude now though...

#17

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 5:38pm

Dolly, I know YOU want to be Levi's Ghost, but I am hoping for some bodice ripping:

"I sat down on Bristol's bed and waited for her to come out of the can. She came out in a flannel nightgown that left nothing to my imagination. My God! Her ankles were HOT! I twisted off the cap from the wine bottle and poured some into her toothbrush glass. As she drank it I thought to myself "I better not end up like that bottle cap: unscrewed."

Updated On: 7/5/09 at 05:38 PM

#18

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/5/09 at 7:39pm

If I were ghosting, I'd make sure that he was specific about the wine they were consuming as well making sure that "Ripple" was spelled correctly. There are some things you just can't leave to the imagination.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#19

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/6/09 at 8:29am

I'm not much of a romance novelist, but there should be a passage that contains a line like: "Chewing her nipples, and eschewing a condom".

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

#20

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/6/09 at 9:39am

Sarah luxuriated in her daily bath of ass's milk, awaiting the approach of the troublemaker, the slave boy Levi. How foolish of Sarah's daughter to have conceived a passion for this, creature, a mere object in the Palin household. Young Bristol's presumption had been dealt with swiftly: imprisonment without food for Bristol and swift exposure in the wilderness for the vile fruit of their base and insolent passions, the squalling infant brat. What new torture could Sarah devise for young Levi? She'd have to see.

There was a rustling. Sarah's servile husband announced the slave boy's approach with the utmost in deference. He had been well trained. Sarah gestured for the boy to approach.

"Levi, is it?" she demanded.

"Aye, my lady," the boy responded.

"Speak only when you are spoken to!" Sarah's wrath was swift.

"But my lady--"

"Silence!" Sarah trembled with rage, the milk was agitated. She knew what to do with this presumptious yet well-formed boy.

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

#21

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/6/09 at 10:33am

Um, Who is this person?

Well I didn't want to get into it, but he's a Satanist. Every full moon he sacrifices 4 puppies to the Dark Lord and smears their blood on his paino. This should help you understand the score for Wicked a little bit more. Tazber's: Reply to Is Stephen Schwartz a Practicing Christian

#22

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/6/09 at 10:39am

My lord, will this group of idiots never go away?

#23

re: 49 Minutes with Levi Johnston

Posted: 7/6/09 at 8:20pm

(I'm lovin' this! Keep up the serialization of the Levi Johnston Story!)

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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