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#2

re: 6 foot tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:00am

Mmmmmmm.

Steaks for everyone!
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#4

re: 6 foot tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:07am

THATS so cool




Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
#5

re: 6 foot tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:09am

Yeah, but can he play basketball?
#7

BULL

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:26am

This is Bull !
A heifer and cow are female. Yet the article refers to it as "he". That is, a bull or steer.

If the author doesn't know that much, how can the rest of the article be trusted?
#8

BULL

Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:14am

That's frightening.
#9

BULL

Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:21am

First Mad Cow Disease, now this:

If it is a cow, where is the udder?

If it is a bull, bullock or steer, where are the horns and penis?

Answer: Photoshop,
or bullsh(insert vowel of choice here)t

#10

BULL

Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:25am

Interesting!
If I heard the bells and the banjos ring
#11

BULL

Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:35am

It could be photoshop. The shadows look odd.
#12

6 ft. tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 10:01am

This is Bull !
A heifer and cow are female. Yet the article refers to it as "he". That is, a bull or steer.

If the author doesn't know that much, how can the rest of the article be trusted?


:) Well the article does call it a bullock. Also, while it's perhaps no real excuse for a news article, informally "cow" can refer to "a domestic bovine of either sex and any age."
cow - Definitions from Dictionary.com (see #3)
#13

6 ft. tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 11:29am

but it also says "heifer" which is an immature female. also eats the occaisional Swede?
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#14

6 ft. tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 11:43am

Does no one else think those pics are obviously fake? Or are they so obviously fake that no one needs to comment on them?
#15

6 ft. tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:20pm

It looks like a photoshop picture to me, too, but here's a video. The story ran with a live interview (with the owner, not the cow)on the Today Show. His name is Chili - gotta love it.
That's a lot of chili...
#16

6 ft. tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:23pm

Ok.

Now I'm scared.
#17

6 ft. tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:43pm

harpoon the bitch and let's have some 3 lb porterhouses!
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#18

6 ft. tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:47pm

Cattle really shouldn't graze that close to a nuclear power plant.

Then again, there's something to be said for being able to see your burger in the dark.
#19

6 ft. tall cow!

Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:50pm

i warned ya all, this is step one for the cows taking over.
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

Updated On: 5/27/08 at 12:50 PM

#20

re: Bull

Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:18pm

Chevstriss , you are right about the word "heifer" referring to a young female.
A "swede" is a "Rutabaga" in English (I should say British English)

I can't open the video because it is on Micro$oft and I have a Mac. Never trust Micro$oft, they tried to kill Blu-ray.

Whether or not there is a 6'6 transsexual cow, that article is one of the worst I have recently read, but then I don't generally read the tabloids. re: Bull
#21

re: Bull

Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:54pm

oh I thought the joke was that they tossed him the occasional blonde to devour.
I'd fire you... if you weren't so g*dd*mn beautiful out there. - Blades of Glory blog
#22

re: Bull

Posted: 5/27/08 at 8:46pm

The cow that conquered the world.

Whoa momma
Poster Emeritus
#23

re: Bull

Posted: 5/27/08 at 11:30pm

Are you sure that this cow grew up in England and not on a farm near Chernobyl?
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#24

re: Bull

Posted: 5/27/08 at 11:34pm

I never saw a six foot cow
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

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