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LizzieCurry
#16 foot tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 1:57am

And I really do mean it's a cow.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-565909/Pictured-The-giant-6ft-cow-big-small-elephant.html


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TheatreDiva90016
#2re: 6 foot tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:00am

Mmmmmmm.

Steaks for everyone!


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Robos89
#2re: 6 foot tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:01am

Imagine cow tipping... :/


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harris007
#3re: 6 foot tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:07am

THATS so cool





Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

JbaraFan1
#4re: 6 foot tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:09am

Yeah, but can he play basketball?

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shh282
#5re: 6 foot tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:17am

Weird yet fascinating

KrissySim
#6BULL
Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:26am

This is Bull !
A heifer and cow are female. Yet the article refers to it as "he". That is, a bull or steer.

If the author doesn't know that much, how can the rest of the article be trusted?

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CATSNYrevival
#7BULL
Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:14am

That's frightening.

KrissySim
#8BULL
Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:21am

First Mad Cow Disease, now this:

If it is a cow, where is the udder?

If it is a bull, bullock or steer, where are the horns and penis?

Answer: Photoshop,
or bullsh(insert vowel of choice here)t

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thatgirl712
#9BULL
Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:25am

Interesting!


If I heard the bells and the banjos ring

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CATSNYrevival
#10BULL
Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:35am

It could be photoshop. The shadows look odd.

JbaraFan1
#116 ft. tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 10:01am

This is Bull !
A heifer and cow are female. Yet the article refers to it as "he". That is, a bull or steer.

If the author doesn't know that much, how can the rest of the article be trusted?


:) Well the article does call it a bullock. Also, while it's perhaps no real excuse for a news article, informally "cow" can refer to "a domestic bovine of either sex and any age."
cow - Definitions from Dictionary.com (see #3)

Chevstriss
#126 ft. tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 11:29am

but it also says "heifer" which is an immature female. also eats the occaisional Swede?


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DG
#136 ft. tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 11:43am

Does no one else think those pics are obviously fake? Or are they so obviously fake that no one needs to comment on them?

Bluemoon
#146 ft. tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:20pm

It looks like a photoshop picture to me, too, but here's a video. The story ran with a live interview (with the owner, not the cow)on the Today Show. His name is Chili - gotta love it.
That's a lot of chili...

DG
#156 ft. tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:23pm

Ok.

Now I'm scared.

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papalovesmambo
#166 ft. tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:43pm

harpoon the bitch and let's have some 3 lb porterhouses!


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Bluemoon
#176 ft. tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:47pm

Cattle really shouldn't graze that close to a nuclear power plant.

Then again, there's something to be said for being able to see your burger in the dark.

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harris007
#186 ft. tall cow!
Posted: 5/27/08 at 12:50pm

i warned ya all, this is step one for the cows taking over.


Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)
Updated On: 5/27/08 at 12:50 PM

KrissySim
#19re: Bull
Posted: 5/27/08 at 2:18pm

Chevstriss , you are right about the word "heifer" referring to a young female.
A "swede" is a "Rutabaga" in English (I should say British English)

I can't open the video because it is on Micro$oft and I have a Mac. Never trust Micro$oft, they tried to kill Blu-ray.

Whether or not there is a 6'6 transsexual cow, that article is one of the worst I have recently read, but then I don't generally read the tabloids. re: Bull

Chevstriss
#20re: Bull
Posted: 5/27/08 at 3:54pm

oh I thought the joke was that they tossed him the occasional blonde to devour.


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Mr Roxy
#21re: Bull
Posted: 5/27/08 at 8:46pm

The cow that conquered the world.

Whoa momma


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winston89
#22re: Bull
Posted: 5/27/08 at 11:30pm

Are you sure that this cow grew up in England and not on a farm near Chernobyl?


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StageManager2
#23re: Bull
Posted: 5/27/08 at 11:34pm

I never saw a six foot cow
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!


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KrissySim
#24Pripyat - after Chernobyl
Posted: 5/28/08 at 12:15am

Pripyat - after Chernobyl

Updated On: 5/28/08 at 12:15 AM


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