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#1

9 Questions for Jose

How old are you? What's your address? What's your phone number? What's your IQ? What is your pant size? When did you "lose it"? What is your kinkiest fantasy? Why did you delete my other questions last night? Who did you sleep with to get your delete button?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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So who is this Jose?

Sounds like he and I need to get together and go bowling.
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Matt-you are SO sexy when you're hot-headed!
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#4

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Matt:

Your post was obviously not meant as insulting, so it should should not be taken as such. It sounds to me like you intended it as a humorous question of thoughts.

If Jose or others get angry, I would echo Rob's earlier recommendation that they go back to 4th grade, have a drink, and move on to the next thread.

Much love,
Zola
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
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Fourth graders who drink sounds like a problem in and of itself.
#6

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You forgot social security number Matt.
#7

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favorite bedtime snack? favorite brand of toilet paper? and color of bath towels in home bathroom?
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#8

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Top or Bottom? Eros or I-D? Kristen Bjorn or Chi Chi LaRue? Snort or Smoke? Honestly Matt, you really don't ask the right questions.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#9

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Preferred brand, color and texture of condom?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#10

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boxers, briefs, or commando?
#11

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Bottom or top?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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Rath - in the lesbian world - are there bottoms and tops?
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
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Why don't you come over here and let me show you, hotstuff? I mean - redhot?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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Wait a second.... A little harsh maybe?
A step is a step. If Matt_G feels comfortable enough to ask these questions here, and I am saying this thinking there might be a reason behind them other than meer curiosity, we could show a little support and not be so cutting. This is a board populated by those in the industry and those whom are supporters of the industry. I can understand many reasons for bringing those sort of questions here. Moderators on Broadway Message Boards who look foolish with apostrophes in their name instead of accent marks are common, maybe not so prevalent in the world of theater than in other media but they still exist non the less.
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I thought only JoeyJoe had dibs on redhot's red hots...
#16

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He's begging for it, KMC, what else can I do?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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OOOOOOOH all of ya'll are going to be banished to BroadwayWorld.com HELL when Jose' reads this! You all forgot to end his name with the infamous: '
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Zola - here in DC they think 4th graders should drink, here's a story from the Washington Post:

'Limeade' Packs a Punch

It was not the sort of letter a school delights in sending home to its families.

"Dear Third, Fourth, and Fifth Grade Parents:

"It is with great regret that I tell you that your child may have been exposed to alcohol today at lunch," said the missive signed by Alexander Harvey IV, head of the private Alexandria Country Day School.

It was tequila and margarita mix, to be precise, left in the refrigerator in a pitcher and mistaken for limeade by kitchen staff, who poured it into small cups and served it to children as a lunch treat, he wrote.

Some youngsters didn't like the smell and declined; others took a sip and declared it "gross," according to parents and Harvey.

An administrator who realized something was wrong started investigating, Harvey said, and quickly discovered that the limeade was really liquor -- although it is unclear why the kitchen staff didn't notice. It had been left over, he said, from a party two days earlier at the school for the staff, faculty and Board of Trustees.

The cups were collected, teachers were told and students were observed for any ill effects. There were none, Harvey said; the most any child took was believed to be a few sips because no cup was close to being emptied. The episode, he said, left him mortified.

"I am embarrassed and deeply sorry that this happened," Harvey wrote in the letter, adding that liquor was immediately banned on campus -- a policy already set at many schools -- and that all future faculty parties would be off school grounds. He also spoke with staff about health issues involved with serving children food or drink from open containers.

Alexandria police spokeswoman Amy Bertsch said nobody informed the police. Alexandria Commonwealth's Attorney S. Randolph Sengel said that "while it's true procuring alcohol for someone under the legal age of 21 is illegal," the incident would not rise to the level of criminal conduct because the kitchen staff members did not know they were serving alcohol. He said it sounded like "an innocent mistake."

Harvey told parents in the letter that everybody in the school, with 240 students from kindergarten through eighth grade who pay tuition from $14,200 to $15,600, was informed the same day, Sept. 10.

"We ask the students to be honest and admit their mistakes, and we should do the same," the letter said.

Parents learned about the episode that day when their children came home talking about it and carrying Harvey's letter.

Bill Paxson, a former U.S. congressman who has two children at the school, said yesterday that his third-grader was "very excited about it."

"Her words were, 'Something really fun and illegal happened today at school.' Then she proceeded to say what happened. She said it was gross and disgusting stuff. . . . She said she tasted it and it was so disgusting she couldn't drink it."

Paxson said he was pleased with the school's reaction.

"They handled it in a textbook way," he said.

Kim McKernan, vice president of the Parent-Teacher League, said yesterday that she heard parents praising Harvey for addressing the situation "so quickly and honestly" and that nobody she knew had questioned why the staff did not realize alcohol was being served.

Harvey said he received no complaints from parents.

I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
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BT ---

We got that memo last night from Rob via link last night in response to all of this. Zola was being his usual, witty, sexy self.
DRINK UP FOURTH GRADERS!
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BT, I saw that on the news last night and was in tears I was laughing so hard!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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GovernorSlaton, it is only by your icon (and occasional grammatical errors) that I am reminded of your age. You are wise beyond your years. I applaud you.
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Governor - I love that Fair2Middlin quote. How'd you find it so quickly?!

Flowery - It ain't his own words, but I agree with you nonetheless.
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#24

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I did a search for 'STD' and found it.
And thank you both. re: 9 Questions for Jose

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