9 Questions for Jose

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:45am

How old are you? What's your address? What's your phone number? What's your IQ? What is your pant size? When did you "lose it"? What is your kinkiest fantasy? Why did you delete my other questions last night? Who did you sleep with to get your delete button?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 11:52am

So who is this Jose?

Sounds like he and I need to get together and go bowling.

[midtowngym]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 12:06pm

Matt-you are SO sexy when you're hot-headed!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 12:07pm

Matt:

Your post was obviously not meant as insulting, so it should should not be taken as such. It sounds to me like you intended it as a humorous question of thoughts.

If Jose or others get angry, I would echo Rob's earlier recommendation that they go back to 4th grade, have a drink, and move on to the next thread.

Much love,
Zola

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 12:34pm

Fourth graders who drink sounds like a problem in and of itself.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:15pm

You forgot social security number Matt.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:16pm

favorite bedtime snack? favorite brand of toilet paper? and color of bath towels in home bathroom?

[midtowngym]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:29pm

Top or Bottom? Eros or I-D? Kristen Bjorn or Chi Chi LaRue? Snort or Smoke? Honestly Matt, you really don't ask the right questions.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:29pm

Preferred brand, color and texture of condom?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:30pm

boxers, briefs, or commando?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:31pm

Bottom or top?

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:33pm

Rath - in the lesbian world - are there bottoms and tops?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:34pm

Why don't you come over here and let me show you, hotstuff? I mean - redhot?

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:34pm

Wait a second.... A little harsh maybe?
A step is a step. If Matt_G feels comfortable enough to ask these questions here, and I am saying this thinking there might be a reason behind them other than meer curiosity, we could show a little support and not be so cutting. This is a board populated by those in the industry and those whom are supporters of the industry. I can understand many reasons for bringing those sort of questions here. Moderators on Broadway Message Boards who look foolish with apostrophes in their name instead of accent marks are common, maybe not so prevalent in the world of theater than in other media but they still exist non the less.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:38pm

I thought only JoeyJoe had dibs on redhot's red hots...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:40pm

He's begging for it, KMC, what else can I do?

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:41pm

OOOOOOOH all of ya'll are going to be banished to BroadwayWorld.com HELL when Jose' reads this! You all forgot to end his name with the infamous: '

[BT]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:45pm

Zola - here in DC they think 4th graders should drink, here's a story from the Washington Post:

'Limeade' Packs a Punch

It was not the sort of letter a school delights in sending home to its families.

"Dear Third, Fourth, and Fifth Grade Parents:

"It is with great regret that I tell you that your child may have been exposed to alcohol today at lunch," said the missive signed by Alexander Harvey IV, head of the private Alexandria Country Day School.

It was tequila and margarita mix, to be precise, left in the refrigerator in a pitcher and mistaken for limeade by kitchen staff, who poured it into small cups and served it to children as a lunch treat, he wrote.

Some youngsters didn't like the smell and declined; others took a sip and declared it "gross," according to parents and Harvey.

An administrator who realized something was wrong started investigating, Harvey said, and quickly discovered that the limeade was really liquor -- although it is unclear why the kitchen staff didn't notice. It had been left over, he said, from a party two days earlier at the school for the staff, faculty and Board of Trustees.

The cups were collected, teachers were told and students were observed for any ill effects. There were none, Harvey said; the most any child took was believed to be a few sips because no cup was close to being emptied. The episode, he said, left him mortified.

"I am embarrassed and deeply sorry that this happened," Harvey wrote in the letter, adding that liquor was immediately banned on campus -- a policy already set at many schools -- and that all future faculty parties would be off school grounds. He also spoke with staff about health issues involved with serving children food or drink from open containers.

Alexandria police spokeswoman Amy Bertsch said nobody informed the police. Alexandria Commonwealth's Attorney S. Randolph Sengel said that "while it's true procuring alcohol for someone under the legal age of 21 is illegal," the incident would not rise to the level of criminal conduct because the kitchen staff members did not know they were serving alcohol. He said it sounded like "an innocent mistake."

Harvey told parents in the letter that everybody in the school, with 240 students from kindergarten through eighth grade who pay tuition from $14,200 to $15,600, was informed the same day, Sept. 10.

"We ask the students to be honest and admit their mistakes, and we should do the same," the letter said.

Parents learned about the episode that day when their children came home talking about it and carrying Harvey's letter.

Bill Paxson, a former U.S. congressman who has two children at the school, said yesterday that his third-grader was "very excited about it."

"Her words were, 'Something really fun and illegal happened today at school.' Then she proceeded to say what happened. She said it was gross and disgusting stuff. . . . She said she tasted it and it was so disgusting she couldn't drink it."

Paxson said he was pleased with the school's reaction.

"They handled it in a textbook way," he said.

Kim McKernan, vice president of the Parent-Teacher League, said yesterday that she heard parents praising Harvey for addressing the situation "so quickly and honestly" and that nobody she knew had questioned why the staff did not realize alcohol was being served.

Harvey said he received no complaints from parents.

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 4:48pm

BT ---

We got that memo last night from Rob via link last night in response to all of this. Zola was being his usual, witty, sexy self.
DRINK UP FOURTH GRADERS!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 6:17pm

BT, I saw that on the news last night and was in tears I was laughing so hard!

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 6:19pm

GovernorSlaton, it is only by your icon (and occasional grammatical errors) that I am reminded of your age. You are wise beyond your years. I applaud you.

[Always, Anna]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 6:23pm

The men on this board are so cute.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 6:27pm

Governor - I love that Fair2Middlin quote. How'd you find it so quickly?!

Flowery - It ain't his own words, but I agree with you nonetheless.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 6:28pm

I did a search for 'STD' and found it.
And thank you both.

[newyorkuniq]

Posted: 9/30/04 at 6:33pm

I love Matt_G :