#101
Posted: 9/13/04 at 8:53pm
LOL
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
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#102
Posted: 9/13/04 at 9:14pm
Ladies in their Sensitivities-I Don't Understand a Damn Thing About Women, but I Do Know That Masturbating to Her While Whipping Yourself Is Not the Best Way To Get Into Her Pants.
#103
Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:18pm
GIGI - "I Remember It Well" or "I'm lucky to be sitting here at the beach instead of a nursing home."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#104
Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:21pm
And I Can Cook Too - On the Town - or "What More Do I Have to Say or Do to Get You to F*ck Me?!?!"
#105
Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:22pm
LOL
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#106
Posted: 9/13/04 at 10:29pm
ANNIE - "It's a Hard Knock Life" or "If I could vomit pea soup and turn my neck all the way around I'd be a star."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#107
Posted: 9/13/04 at 11:57pm
OUT OF TOWN: "Come up to my place"--I love men in uniform and I am horny as this taxi is yellow. Park your boat in my harbor.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Updated On: 9/13/04 at 11:57 PM
#108
Posted: 9/14/04 at 1:28am
"I Hate the Bus" - Being poor and oppressed sucks.
#109
Posted: 9/14/04 at 1:32am
LES MISERABLES - "On My Own" - "Confessions of a Schizophrenic Stalker"
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#110
Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:47am
HELLO DOLLY - "It Takes A Woman" or "I could be singing "We Need A Little Christmas" to this same tune."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#111
Posted: 9/14/04 at 8:03pm
SONG AND DANCE - "Tell Me On A Sunday" or "Watch me win a Tony by making everyone in the audience sob."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#113
Posted: 9/14/04 at 8:13pm
Thanks Gov! You didn't like "Buddy's Eyes" ?
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#114
Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:17pm
SONG AND DANCE - "Unexpected Song" or "Unexpected? Huh I've rehearsed this song to death!"
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#115
Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:23pm
Damn FloweryFriend you've caught on to my motives....
#116
Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:27pm
SONG AND DANCE - "TAke That Look Off Your Face" or "Take that look off your face or I'll slap it off."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#117
Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:28pm
TABOO: "Ich Bin Kunst"--I don't what the F**k I am saying, but at least it got me a broadway deal.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#118
Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:32pm
FOLLIES - "Waiting Around For the Girls Upstairs" or "I just know tonight is the night we'll take care of my erection."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#119
Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:44pm
Of course I liked it Glebb! I also like your newest one. 
Updated On: 9/14/04 at 09:44 PM
#120
Posted: 9/14/04 at 9:45pm
Merci!
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#121
Posted: 9/14/04 at 10:26pm
COMPANY - "Not Getting Married Today" or "Not Getting Married Today Because My Brain is going to Explode With These Lyrics and I Will Suffocate Before I Am Done Singing It."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#122
Posted: 9/14/04 at 10:29pm
COMPANY-"Bobby Baby" or "How Many Different Names Do We Have to Call You Before You Answer the Damn Phone?!?!"
#123
Posted: 9/15/04 at 12:55am
CATS: "Memory"--Give it a rest and die already
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#124
Posted: 9/15/04 at 11:40am
Mein Herr --- I'm a big whore, gotta problem with that, mister?
#125
Posted: 9/15/04 at 11:43am
How Lovely To Be A Woman - - Hallelujah! I'm legal! Now I can finally get laid!
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